What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

I had a breakfast meeting this morning at one of our club sponsors offices, this is from their staff canteen. I think it cost around a fiver. It looked better than it tasted. The hash brown was too greasy, the black pudding dry and tasteless, the bacon was smoked, no choice of unsmoked, I prefer my bacon to taste of bacon and not kippers. The sausages were good though. 3 out of 10 for me.

The sausages look like they've been taken off their cocktail sticks.

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

The sausages look like they've been taken off their cocktail sticks.

They're bigger than they look. They were easily the best bit. 

[Jairzinho]

Is the egg wearing a high viz jacket?

[KMD7]

Is that a plate or a toilet?

[Anny Road]

Top photography. That could go in a book.

[TheHowieLama]

Probably taste better

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Top photography. That could go in a book.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

I prefer my bacon to taste of bacon and not kippers. 

 

Barry knows.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/02/06/the-reviews-for-this-cooked-breakfast-are-hilariously-scathing/?fbclid=IwAR1gXWqackZ-1tNUmTZ2FnRm8s87f7tuNIpOofM_NmxqXPGJF7kVO_QvOsQ

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 2/5/2019 at 11:19 AM, aRdja said:

 

Hipster elitist!  All jokes aside I do agree with you on this. When I move back I’d like to live in or around that area. You get the best genuine pubs there too. Not trendy gastropubs, or those soulless pubs filled with pokies. But I’ve heard it’s getting realll expensive to buy or rent a house there.

You need any help moving? 

[aRdja]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You need any help moving? 

No thanks mate. Shipping cost is reasonable enough these days. 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/02/06/the-reviews-for-this-cooked-breakfast-are-hilariously-scathing/?fbclid=IwAR1gXWqackZ-1tNUmTZ2FnRm8s87f7tuNIpOofM_NmxqXPGJF7kVO_QvOsQ

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahaha. “A good vet would have that pig back on its feet”

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha. “A good vet would have that pig back on its feet”

I laughed at that one as well. All those comments are funny, they'd be welcome on here.

[TheHowieLama]

Did Carol have a cake company?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"Carol does smelly farts, pass it on."

 

I think we've found Tony's Facebook profile 

[Remmie]

I was stunned when I found out about the fry up police page on Faceaids and had been stealing GF material all this time

[Stouffer]

I'm with the Womster on the unsmoked argument. 

 

Smoked bacon can suck mine.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

I'm with the Womster on the unsmoked argument. 

 

Smoked bacon can suck mine.

The irony 

[Anny Road]

Most smoked bacon isn’t smoked it’s sprayed. Smoked with smoke bacon is ace.

[Remmie]

Smoked Bacon doesn't have to be smoked but it is smoked bacon

[Anny Road]

There are many subjects in this world I would bow to your superior knowledge,experience and intelligence Remmie.  Bacon however is not one of them.

[TheHowieLama]

Why spay the bacon?

[Anny Road]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Why spay the bacon?

Sprayed with smoke flavouring. Most supermarkets bacon has never seen smoke. Or dipped in stuff.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Sprayed with smoke flavouring. Most supermarkets bacon has never seen smoke. Or dipped in stuff.

Spray smoke? Like on Lost? Fuck that shit with herpes!

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, iPlop said:

There are many subjects in this world I would bow to your superior knowledge,experience and intelligence Remmie.  Bacon however is not one of them.

Thanks iPlop me old mucker. 

 

This forum has become the bizarro gf