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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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5 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I went back for another go yesterday.

 

The above still applies, 9/10. A few minor differences - the sausages were cooked a little better this time, the eggs done separately (rather than 2 to a pan) and the mushrooms seasoned better (pretty much perfectly).

 

 

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To be fair if you took the beans off it you’d be less of a nonce 

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5 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I went back for another go yesterday.

 

The above still applies, 9/10. A few minor differences - the sausages were cooked a little better this time, the eggs done separately (rather than 2 to a pan) and the mushrooms seasoned better (pretty much perfectly).

 

 

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I’ve never considered having rare steak on a fry up before. The cunt beans make me sad, as does the brown fucking bread.

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7 hours ago, Anny Road said:

Avocado is lovely. Guacamole, in a salad but not breakfast.

If have said the same, until one day on holiday in Mozambique when I took the plunge and realised.

 

it goes great with eggs. It goes great with bacon. It goes great with tomato.

 

therefore, it goes great with breakkie.

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13 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I went back for another go yesterday.

 

The above still applies, 9/10. A few minor differences - the sausages were cooked a little better this time, the eggs done separately (rather than 2 to a pan) and the mushrooms seasoned better (pretty much perfectly).

 

 

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Brown bread, what looks to be a giant sun dried tomato, the cheapest looking beans of all time, what appears to be pastrami, and a diseased dog's dick.

 

It's a no from me, Clive.

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Bob was a legend, an absolute legend in the date thread. Those of us single lived through him, we worshipped him, we whispered his name with an emphasis on the spunk part. 

 

And seeing this avocado obsession and a ficking tortilla....on a breakfast.... this is man bun behaviour. 

 

I would rather have seen him soaked in his own piss eating a Greggs vegan sausage roll over a heat vent than this.

 

Bob, please get the help you so desperately need. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Bob was a legend, an absolute legend in the date thread. Those of us single lived through him, we worshipped him, we whispered his name with an emphasis on the spunk part. 

 

And seeing this avocado obsession and a ficking tortilla....on a breakfast.... this is man bun behaviour. 

 

I would rather have seen him soaked in his own piss eating a Greggs vegan sausage roll over a heat vent than this.

 

Bob, please get the help you so desperately need. 

 

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39 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Bob was a legend, an absolute legend in the date thread. Those of us single lived through him, we worshipped him, we whispered his name with an emphasis on the spunk part. 

 

And seeing this avocado obsession and a ficking tortilla....on a breakfast.... this is man bun behaviour. 

 

I would rather have seen him soaked in his own piss eating a Greggs vegan sausage roll over a heat vent than this.

 

Bob, please get the help you so desperately need. 

 

I’m sat next to my girlfriend as I read that and laughed out loud. I’m not sure I’m gonna say what I’m laughing at!! 

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I ordered bacon and egg on toast in Krakow the other day, I told them to not put the advertised red onion and tomato on it, it turned up with some kind of fucking orange burger sauce, a shit ton of gherkins and lettuce. The most disgusting thing I've seen, up untill the last couple of pages of this thread.

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14 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Bob was a legend, an absolute legend in the date thread. Those of us single lived through him, we worshipped him, we whispered his name with an emphasis on the spunk part. 

 

And seeing this avocado obsession and a ficking tortilla....on a breakfast.... this is man bun behaviour. 

 

I would rather have seen him soaked in his own piss eating a Greggs vegan sausage roll over a heat vent than this.

 

Bob, please get the help you so desperately need. 

 

 

This from the man that drank lime Bud to impress a groupie.

 

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