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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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34 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

I went back for another go yesterday.

 

The above still applies, 9/10. A few minor differences - the sausages were cooked a little better this time, the eggs done separately (rather than 2 to a pan) and the mushrooms seasoned better (pretty much perfectly).

 

 

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Decent. 

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2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I went back for another go yesterday.

 

The above still applies, 9/10. A few minor differences - the sausages were cooked a little better this time, the eggs done separately (rather than 2 to a pan) and the mushrooms seasoned better (pretty much perfectly).

 

 

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I prefer the presentation the first time around. Definitely one of the better ones posted here. Would you expect one more sausage for £10.50 though?

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This mornings effort might also get slated, but here goes...

 

omelette with mushrooms, peppers, onion, bacon and spinach and cheese with a side of avocado (avo), and a decent drop of Tabasco again.

 

yum.

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12 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

This mornings effort might also get slated, but here goes...

 

omelette with mushrooms, peppers, onion, bacon and spinach and cheese with a side of avocado (avo), and a decent drop of Tabasco again.

 

yum.

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Looks nice for a change but far from the perfect breakfast.

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3 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I went back for another go yesterday.

 

The above still applies, 9/10. A few minor differences - the sausages were cooked a little better this time, the eggs done separately (rather than 2 to a pan) and the mushrooms seasoned better (pretty much perfectly).

 

 

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This thread is getting out of hand. People are complimenting Breakfasts. Outrageous. 

 

Time to rip this to shreds. Beans all over the egg. Bin it. Knife and fork the wrong way round, warm bread cut diagonally, a scab on one piece of bread, why have you let a dog curl out a turd on the plate, didn't know tongue was part of a full English, what the fuck is that below the top bread to the left? 

 

Eggs and mushrooms looks alright. 

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4 hours ago, Karl_b said:

 

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A textbook example of why we should ban the bean.  The gravitational pull of the beans has fucked with the nearest egg, rendering it inedible.  The rest of the sorry plate orbits the menacing central bean vortex.  The toast is trying to escape on both sides but it's too late...

 

It's like they asked John Squire to throw it onto the plate for his latest LP cover. 

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1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

This mornings effort might also get slated, but here goes...

 

omelette with mushrooms, peppers, onion, bacon and spinach and cheese with a side of avocado (avo), and a decent drop of Tabasco again.

 

yum.

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Bob Cuntbreakfast strikes again.

 

Bacon and onion make bad breakfast bedfellows. 

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5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Not entirely true -- present in the most hipster of breakfast items from years gone past -- quiche Lorraine

Quiche Lorraine for breakfast? This thread is getting very unwell. 

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You do need a bigger plate and a fucking white one.

It is too cramped. Get that toast, if that is what it is, off there and in the bin and get some decent unhacked white on a separate plate. It is all just lumped on there it is nice to have the ability to choose how you want to mix the items like an artists palate. That looks like Rolf Harris's

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