What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

We’re no eggs a dietary request? Col?

 

He's an oddball who hates eggs and fried mushrooms.

 

That said, the mushrooms in all these expensive breakfasts seem to have been boiled whole rather than sliced and fried.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

He's an oddball who hates eggs and fried mushrooms.

 

That said, the mushrooms in all these expensive breakfasts seem to have been boiled whole rather than sliced and fried.

I love mushrooms and they have to be treated well as you say, butter.

[Carradona]

I did say in my recommendation that I hadn't been in over 18 months so maybe it has changed a lot since then!

[Barrington Womble]

Had this today on "cafe carmel" on stroud Green Road in London. £7.90. Way too much beans and bean juice, but otherwise it was reasonably nice. The sausage looks crap, but tasted better than it looks and the black pudding was cooked well and really tasty hash browns. For the price in London i thought it was great value. 

 

Value 8/10

Taste 7/10

[Numero Veinticinco]

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[Oh Buoy]

I didn't know a bean could drown. 

[Tony Moanero]

9 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Had this today on "cafe carmel" on stroud Green Road in London. £7.90. Way too much beans and bean juice, but otherwise it was reasonably nice. The sausage looks crap, but tasted better than it looks and the black pudding was cooked well and really tasty hash browns. For the price in London i thought it was great value. 

 

Value 8/10

Taste 7/10

The sausage is one of those cheapo ones you get in chippies, isn’t it? Sound with chips, peas and gravy, just not as a component of a fry-up. Bacon looks cheap, too, No mushrooms or tomatoes. Bread barely toasted. The black pudding submerged in bean juice is a disgrace. 10p shy of 8 quid - you had your pants pulled down there, mate. 0/10

[Oh Buoy]

Is the bread even toasted? Or did then just lob butter on hoping you wouldn't notice? 

[Bjornebye]

53 minutes ago, Carradona said:

I did say in my recommendation that I hadn't been in over 18 months so maybe it has changed a lot since then!

Yeah apparently its now an asylum for child snatchers back in 1744. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Had this today on "cafe carmel" on stroud Green Road in London. £7.90. Way too much beans and bean juice, but otherwise it was reasonably nice. The sausage looks crap, but tasted better than it looks and the black pudding was cooked well and really tasty hash browns. For the price in London i thought it was great value. 

 

Value 8/10

Taste 7/10

Barry Vom.

 

I don't know how we aren't all banged up 

[KMD7]

The Black pudding looks resigned to it's fate there as it sinks slowly into the bean juice.

 

-7/10

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, Karl_b said:

 

 

Chin up pal -- when I saw the photo I thought you were in the hospital.

[TheBitch]

Barry's is the most controversial we've seen in a while. Top work that man. 

[Trumo]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Chin up pal -- when I saw the photo I thought you were in the hospital.

 

Yoghurt and muesli looks very different in the hospitals round your way.

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

Had this today on "cafe carmel" on stroud Green Road in London. £7.90. Way too much beans and bean juice, but otherwise it was reasonably nice. The sausage looks crap, but tasted better than it looks and the black pudding was cooked well and really tasty hash browns. For the price in London i thought it was great value. 

 

Value 8/10

Taste 7/10

 

Bacon looks very thin. Any tomato or mushrooms?

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Barry's is the most controversial we've seen in a while. Top work that man. 

Paedo on a plate

[SammyAftershave]

25 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Chin up pal -- when I saw the photo I thought you were on Death Row.

+1

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

The sausage is one of those cheapo ones you get in chippies, isn’t it? Sound with chips, peas and gravy, just not as a component of a fry-up. Bacon looks cheap, too, No mushrooms or tomatoes. Bread barely toasted. The black pudding submerged in bean juice is a disgrace. 10p shy of 8 quid - you had your pants pulled down there, mate. 0/10

I was expecting a cheap chippy sausage too, but it was nicer than that. 

 

As for no mushrooms and tomatoes, thay was an option for a quid more, but I don't like either, so thy would be stupid. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Seasons said:

Is the bread even toasted? Or did then just lob butter on hoping you wouldn't notice? 

I like my toast done well and it could have done with a bit more, but wasn't too bad and I mostly used it to mop up the bean juice. 

[Anny Road]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

 

The Hodor of sausages, holding the bean juice back so the bacon survives.

[Strontium]

6 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Plate looks minging.

 

No kidding, it looks like someone just yanked it from underneath a plant pot.

[cloggypop]

Ha ha! This is eggs Benedict from Tesco's in Wigan 

 

 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/youll-never-believe-what-tescos-15641647

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Had this today on "cafe carmel" on stroud Green Road in London. £7.90. Way too much beans and bean juice, but otherwise it was reasonably nice. The sausage looks crap, but tasted better than it looks and the black pudding was cooked well and really tasty hash browns. For the price in London i thought it was great value. 

 

Value 8/10

Taste 7/10

This is like an advert for anti beaning. Everything fucking swimming in cunt plasma. Even you bean touching perverts surely appreciate the choice of what gets covered in that filth right? That egg is like a lost soldier in middle of the desert with his legs blown off, ie beyond saving.

 

No tomatoes or mushrooms but hash browns are automatic again? Cunts. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

11 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Ha ha! This is eggs Benedict from Tesco's in Wigan 

 

 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/youll-never-believe-what-tescos-15641647

Phwoar, this thread has suddenly become easier to masturbate to.