What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Atticus Finch]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

If I’m feeling up to it I might do myself a fry later for my tea. 

I’lI give the local fire station a call and put them on standby 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Spinach?

 

Fucking Popeye didn't even eat spinach for breakfast.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: The Bristolian, Montpelier, Bristol

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingredients: 2 x (Small) Sausage, 1 x Bacon, 1 x Black Pudding, 2 x Fried Eggs, Fried Potatoes, Sautéed Spinach, Tomato, Beans, a slice of sourdough bread

Verdict: Tasty, enjoyed everything on the plate, though bacon was overcooked. The fried potatoes might have been a controversial inclusion, but were very nice.. added a bit of crunch to the dish. Enjoyed the black pudding as well. 

I reckon Louis Theroux is saving you for his final project 

[SammyAftershave]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: The Bristolian, Montpelier, Bristol

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingredients: 2 x (Small) Sausage, 1 x Bacon, 1 x Black Pudding, 2 x Fried Eggs, Fried Potatoes, Sautéed Spinach, Tomato, Beans, a slice of sourdough bread

Verdict: Tasty, enjoyed everything on the plate, though bacon was overcooked. The fried potatoes might have been a controversial inclusion, but were very nice.. added a bit of crunch to the dish. Enjoyed the black pudding as well. 

Christ on a bike. How did it come to this? Goodbye cruel world.

[TheHowieLama]

There are is alot of green and alot of beans there. Like -- too much.

 

There is not alot of meat there - like not enough

[lifetime fan]

Have national champion sausages, dry cure smoked bacon and black pudding from here...

 

http://camfamilybutchers.co.uk/

 

as part of a meat hamper for my birthday. Reckon I’ll do a massive fry up tonight. 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

If I’m feeling up to it I might do myself a fry later for my tea. 

[aRdja]

31 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

There are is alot of green and alot of beans there. Like -- too much.

 

There is not alot of meat there - like not enough

I’m not a huge eater normally, but I would’ve appreciated another rasher of Bacon. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, aRdja said:

I’m not a huge eater normally, but I would’ve appreciated another rasher of Bacon. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Looks like an atrocity on a plate, unlike anything I have ever seen.

 

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

 

 

[Elite]

Ardjas not a big eater but has spent about £50 on breakfasts this week alone.

[lifetime fan]

[lifetime fan]

Black pudding done to perfection. 

 

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Black pudding done to perfection. 

 

 

 

 

I’d gladly eat all of that bar the beans, even the potato rosti, and I’m not a fan of potato with a fry-up. The tomatoes look perfect. Add eggs and mushrooms (which I know you don’t like) and I’d be more than happy with that. 9/10

[Numero Veinticinco]

Throw an egg on and that’s an 8/10. Good effort, mate. 

[Mook]

Too many tomatoes

Too few sausages

Far too much bread

Upside down sauce

 

The bacon looks good though, 2/10

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Ardjas not a big eater but has spent about £50 on breakfasts this week alone.

You have to spend to impress.

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

Too many tomatoes

Too few sausages

Far too much bread

Upside down sauce

 

The bacon looks good though, 2/10

 

Love fried tomatoes. 

3 sausages. 

Always have fried bread and toast. 

Wanted the last of the HP. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

7.5/10

 

Bonus .5 as its his birthday.

 

Tomatoes look excellent, black pudding as well. Prefer beans in a pot on the side but bonus fot not drowning the dish in them. Rashers done well, too. 

 

Are those triangle things some sort of pancake?

 

[Tony Moanero]

.

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

23 minutes ago, Mook said:

Too many tomatoes

Too few sausages

Far too much bread

Upside down sauce

 

The bacon looks good though, 2/10

Scotsman in too many of something healthy shocker.

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

7.5/10

 

Bonus .5 as its his birthday.

 

Tomatoes look excellent, black pudding as well. Prefer beans in a pot on the side but bonus fot not drowning the dish in them. Rashers done well, too. 

 

Are those triangle things some sort of pancake?

 

 

Fried bread. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Over here fried bread is bannock.

 

I once met a woman on PoF whose username was frybreadhottie.

 

She said her fry bread made all the boys wild.

 

She had issues.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

My frybread brings all the boys to the yard

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Black pudding done to perfection. 

 

 

 

 

If it wasn’t your birthday I’d be calling the plod