What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Remmie]

Can you Tories stop talking about how decadent you like your hotels and get back to slagging off breakfasts please? 

[TheHowieLama]

19 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

How has this got so many likes? The eggs have got all brown on the edges. 

I think the price point alone has gotten it some support - the meat is done pretty well and comes on the heels of a few offerings that looked boiled. The eggs have been done on a griddle, not in a pan - it is ok to have some crisp/brown on the edges of a fried egg.

[Spy Bee]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

it is ok to have some crisp/brown on the edges of a fried egg.

Oh no it isn't!

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

Somehow I thought you lived in town? It’s ridiculous how expensive hotels are in Liverpool during matchdays. It cost me £119. Travelodge in and around the city also cost about the same. Capitalism at work I suppose, but late games mean I have to fork out £200 for the trains and accomm, which is a fuck load of cash. 

I lived down south at the time 

[Bjornebye]

49 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Can you Tories stop talking about how decadent you like your hotels and get back to slagging off breakfasts please? 

Breakfasts? Call them what you like but these ain’t breakfasts

[aRdja]

First breakfast of 2019

 

Venue: Market Cafe, London Fields

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingriedients: Unfortunately it wasn’t fully disclosed on the menu, so I didn’t know it didn’t include black pudding... but anw, 1 x Sausage, 2 x Bacon, 2 x friend eggs, sautéed mushroom, grilled tomato, hash brown, beans, a slide of sourdough bread.

Verdict: It was quite nice, but way overpriced. The sausage was tasty, I enjoyed the fried eggs, nice enough mushroom. Would’ve liked to have at least a slice of black pudding with it. I thought about ordering it as extras only to find out that they’re charging £2+ for it.

[KMD7]

4 minutes ago, aRdja said:

First breakfast of 2019

 

Venue: Market Cafe, London Fields

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingriedients: Unfortunately it wasn’t fully disclosed on the menu, so I didn’t know it didn’t include black pudding... but anw, 1 x Sausage, 2 x Bacon, 2 x friend eggs, sautéed mushroom, grilled tomato, hash brown, beans, a slide of sourdough bread.

Verdict: It was quite nice, but way overpriced. The sausage was tasty, I enjoyed the fried eggs, nice enough mushroom. Would’ve liked to have at least a slice of black pudding with it. I thought about ordering it as extras only to find out that they’re charging £2+ for it.

 It looks well cooked at least but hideously overpriced. Needs an extra sausage and the lack of any black pudding is disappointing. 7/10.  I gave an extra mark for the beans. 

[TheHowieLama]

Streaky bacon??

A single sausage??

One piece of dry toast??

 

I would say at least they tried to hide the beans but that has allowed them to touch everything 

 

Easily the worst effort of the year

[Remmie]

Have they ripped off the door of a washing machine and used it to serve the breakfast on? 

[aRdja]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Streaky bacon??

That’s what you eat across the pond right? I don’t mind it.

[Elite]

Another Brekkie?

 

Fucking hell Ardja, you aren't taking this thread lightly. Fair play.

[aRdja]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

Another Brekkie?

 

Fucking hell Ardja, you aren't taking this thread lightly. Fair play.

If I go to cafes and they have a fry-up, it’d feel like cheating on TLW if I ordered something else.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, aRdja said:

If I go to cafes and they have a fry-up, it’d feel like cheating on TLW if I ordered something else.

You'll be bin bagged if you're ever seen eating pancakes or god forbid a continental breakfast.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, aRdja said:

First breakfast of 2019

 

Venue: Market Cafe, London Fields

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingriedients: Unfortunately it wasn’t fully disclosed on the menu, so I didn’t know it didn’t include black pudding... but anw, 1 x Sausage, 2 x Bacon, 2 x friend eggs, sautéed mushroom, grilled tomato, hash brown, beans, a slide of sourdough bread.

Verdict: It was quite nice, but way overpriced. The sausage was tasty, I enjoyed the fried eggs, nice enough mushroom. Would’ve liked to have at least a slice of black pudding with it. I thought about ordering it as extras only to find out that they’re charging £2+ for it.

That’s a fucking disgrace.

 

I hope you twatted the owner.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Water Rats near St Pancras (Grey Nuns Rd or the other one that kind of juts off,

anyway it’s by the Point hotel) does a good one but is £10 if I remember all though you do get a 10% discount for the next one. 

 

I had had a picture but must have deleted it; anyway it was filling and didn’t eat the until tea. Mind you probably sank a fair

amount of pints in between.

 

Should add the Euston Flyer used to do a decent Sunday roast but last two times were poor, Yorkshire pudding was like an ice hockey puck and roast veggies soggy. 

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Oh and naught wrong with a bit of crispy on the perimeter of the egg. 

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

I did this one last year.

The eggs were a disaster 

We work with what we have in the colonies 

[TheHowieLama]

You forgot to cook the taters there Nunny - meats look very good - top mushroom, top maters

Shame you could only get perforated eggs

[Strontium]

It takes real skill to make fried eggs look like crumpets.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

First breakfast of 2019

 

Venue: Market Cafe, London Fields

Price point: £9.50

Detailed ingriedients: Unfortunately it wasn’t fully disclosed on the menu, so I didn’t know it didn’t include black pudding... but anw, 1 x Sausage, 2 x Bacon, 2 x friend eggs, sautéed mushroom, grilled tomato, hash brown, beans, a slide of sourdough bread.

Verdict: It was quite nice, but way overpriced. The sausage was tasty, I enjoyed the fried eggs, nice enough mushroom. Would’ve liked to have at least a slice of black pudding with it. I thought about ordering it as extras only to find out that they’re charging £2+ for it.

I understand some deviants like beans, so I don't begrudge them being served; however, the sheer audacity of practically immersing the sausage, of all things, in them should be a hangable offence.

[Curly]

Wrong.

 

”Pop sausage in beans. Not up the arse”

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

I did this one last year.

The eggs were a disaster 

We work with what we have in the colonies 

Ive stopped caring 

[razor]

On 1/1/2019 at 1:04 AM, aRdja said:

My wife got her placement at Royal Surrey Hospital in Guildford, and inter-deanery transfers are notoriously difficult apparently. We’re also planning to move back to Melbourne by the end of next year.

You'll have to work your way along the Yarra Promanade breakfasts.

 

I doubt you'll find a greasy spoon.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My advice to ArDja for the new year would be a Cholesterol test.

[cloggypop]

Beans for breakfast go back to medieval times. People who don't have beans are basically either working class traitors or Tories. 

 

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