What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Good point. Decent breakfasts for say £1.99 with tea and toast included.

In Den Haag? Be lucky to get a traditional Dutch breakfast of chocolate sprinkles on bread for that. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I always rate a custody suite on wether they give you a shitty microwave brekkie or a steak and pepper minsters pastie. 

I love it when they good cop bad cop it, by offering you a morning cup of tea and then not making it how you ask.

 

The sort of ruthless psychological warfare that made Brendan Dassey fold like a deckchair.

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Sayers > Ginsters

Satterthwaites > Sayers

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

In Den Haag? Be lucky to get a traditional Dutch breakfast of chocolate sprinkles on bread for that. 

No mate, hence £ not €, I would make him do it in the UK given his Strangeways.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

I love it when they good cop bad cop it, by offering you a morning cup of tea and then not making it how you ask.

 

The sort of ruthless psychological warfare that made Brendan Dassey fold like a deckchair.

I scrunched up a coffee cup years ago and was using as a football to stem my boredom and the fucking bitch opened the letterbox thing and asked for it back. I said why and she had 3 of them open the door just to get the piece of litter back. I was on a hat-trick and all. 

[Bob]

Don’t neg the messenger... just saw this on the internet and thought I’d share.

[Spy Bee]

Sorry, but he who increases knowledge increases pain.

 

Negged.

[Tony Moanero]

14 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Don’t neg the messenger... just saw this on the internet and thought I’d share.

About to be shovelled into the bin? Best place for it.

[TheHowieLama]

Shite - every component is shite.

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Shite - every component is shite.

To fair, the sausage looks ok, rendered inedible by the beans, though. Where is the bacon?

[mattyq]

On 12/3/2018 at 4:21 PM, cloggypop said:

In Den Haag? Be lucky to get a traditional Dutch breakfast of chocolate sprinkles on bread for that. 

This sounds utterly shit, Have you ever had it, Cloggy?

[Anny Road]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Don’t neg the messenger... just saw this on the internet and thought I’d share.

Put it on a fucking plate double the sausages add bacon and black pudding. It would be ok. They haven’t so it’s shite,

[Strontium]

The best thing I can say about that breakfast is that it's useful to be given something to smack the chef around the head with.

[General Dryness]

4 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

The best thing I can say about that breakfast is that it's useful to be given something to smack the chef around the head with.

"Heathcliff ". PANG!

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Don’t neg the messenger... just saw this on the internet and thought I’d share.

aRdja paid £18.99 for that.

[Anny Road]

This thread would be so much poorer without aRdja's input.  Unbiased input.

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

aRdja paid £18.99 for that shovel.

 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

aRdja paid £18.99 for that.

It did come with a free shovel.

[cloggypop]

35 minutes ago, mattyq said:

This sounds utterly shit, Have you ever had it, Cloggy?

Nah. I've had people slagging me off for putting crisps in sarnies while they are eating brown sugary shite poured over bread though. 

 

I have had the special treat to celebrate a newborn. It's round aniseed flavoured pink and blue balls on a sort of edible Styrofoam. The only good thing about it is that the balls usually fall off the Styrofoam before you get a chance of eating them while the Styrofoam mainly crumbles before getting in your gob. I genuinely thought they were taking the piss first time I was given one. 

[TheHowieLama]

Edible styrofoam -- yes.

[cloggypop]

Looks like this

 

[Dr Nowt]

Christ alive. I thought they were just a nation of degenerate skat-porn enthusiasts, but it seems that wholesome image is entirely misplaced.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Don’t neg the messenger... just saw this on the internet and thought I’d share.

That hasn’t actually been served like that it was scooped up from outside after a particularly nasty heave.

[Anubis]

Shit on a shovel.

[Mudface]

Was that from the We Want Plates Blog? Plenty more utter abortions there, not just breakfasts-