What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[General Dryness]

10 hours ago, aRdja said:

My mate Maurice. Good lad from Cork. @Nolongerathletic has met him, so he can vouch for him. He had Bangers and Mash. 

Does everyone call him that, or just some people?

[aRdja]

I genuinely thought I had nailed it, with comments like “that looks so good I can forgive the beans, etc”

[aRdja]

18 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I was wondering if it was a pint of Guiness or a frothy coffee.

 

Definitely Guiness.

Guinness, it was c1pm.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, aRdja said:

I genuinely thought I had nailed it, with comments like “that looks so good I can forgive the beans, etc”

What is the answer to the threads original question?

 

Oh shit, I think I just opened the wormhole.

[Dr Nowt]

Bit insensitive of them to make hash browns with spuds leftover from the potato famine era.

 

They look like they should be hanging out of Fungus the Bogeyman’s turd-cutter.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

16 hours ago, aRdja said:

Real tough crowd

This is probably how the GF will end up:

 

[aRdja]

Whatevs, I really enjoyed it. I highly recommend anyone who lives in the area I give it a go (and revert).

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

10 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Whatevs, I really enjoyed it. I highly recommend anyone who lives in the area I give it a go (and revert).

Whatevs? I will give you the benefit of the doubt there. 

[aRdja]

11 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Whatevs? I will give you the benefit of the doubt there. 

Please feel free to neg.

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Whatevs, I really enjoyed it. I highly recommend anyone who lives in the area I give it a go (and revert).

I'm not as forgiving 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Please feel free to neg.

No thanks I will wait for your next pair of trainees. Always a pleasure never a chore.

[Nolongerathletic]

19 hours ago, aRdja said:

My mate Maurice. Good lad from Cork. @Nolongerathletic has met him, so he can vouch for him. He had Bangers and Mash. 

Awe that guy, what a dick....whats with hash browns on an Irish breakfast...

 

Where is the brown Soda bread??? Plus Irish pudding particularly the white is a delight, that thing looks like it was walked on...I would drop Maurice as a mate!

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Nolongerathletic said:

Awe that guy, what a dick....whats with hash browns on an Irish breakfast...

 

Where is the brown Soda bread??? Plus Irish pudding particularly the white is a delight, that thing looks like it was walked on...I would drop Maurice as a mate!

So much for vouching for him. 

[TheHowieLama]

30 minutes ago, Nolongerathletic said:

I would drop Maurice as a mate!

Come and get me plea here

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I’ve heard arDja is going to be put on trial at The Hague for Crimes Against The English Breakfast.

 

If found guilty he could spend up to 10 years eating undercooked bacon.

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

29 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I’ve heard arDja is going to be put on trial at The Hague for Crimes Against The English Breakfast.

 

If found guilty he could spend up to 10 years eating undercooked bacon.

 

 

Surely they’d sentence him to something he’d consider a punishment?

 

Perhaps they’d only charge him a tenner for it, to twist the knife.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Surely they’d sentence him to something he’d consider a punishment?

 

Perhaps they’d only charge him a tenner for it, to twist the knife.

Good point. Decent breakfasts for say £1.99 with tea and toast included.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Good point. Decent breakfasts for say £1.99 with tea and toast included.

I always rate a custody suite on wether they give you a shitty microwave brekkie or a steak and pepper minsters pastie. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I always rate a custody suite on wether they give you a shitty microwave brekkie or a steak and pepper minsters pastie. 

Hark at Charles Salvador here. 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I always rate a custody suite on wether they give you a shitty microwave brekkie or a steak and pepper minsters pastie. 

Sayers > Ginsters

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I always rate a custody suite on wether they give you a shitty microwave brekkie or a steak and pepper minsters pastie. 

 

That’s a lesson I learned as a young man. Always play it safe and go for the curry and rice. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Sayers > Ginsters

 

Do they have Sayers in York, Tony? When I moved down here I was shocked that nobody even knew what it was. Google told me that it’s mainly a North-West company. I remember their chilli-beef pasties with great fondness. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Oh, and it’s near Chrimbo. I bet they’ve got the Turkey & Stuffing one out now. Gutted. 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Do they have Sayers in York, Tony? When I moved down here I was shocked that nobody even knew what it was. Google told me that it’s mainly a North-West company. I remember their chilli-beef pasties with great fondness. 

No. Likewise, nobody here has heard of it. York has Thomas The Baker and Cooplands. The former is shite. The latter does tasty Danish pastries, though they are almost always stale. Odd given that they claim to bake them daily.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lived near to the Sayers Factory in Norris Green, some great smells unless you were starving.