What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Spy Bee]

33 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Punch Tarmys, Grafton Street, Liverpool

Pp: £8.95 for the “Full Irish”

Verdict: Excellent. Real tasty and very filling. Real good value for what I got; 2 x Bacon 2 x Sausages, White Pudding, Black Pudding, Egg, Sautéd Mushroom, Sliced Tomato, Beans, 2 x Hash Browns, and a slice of toast. 

 

Through no fault of it's own, that breakfast loses a point because you have girly hands.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, aRdja said:

How is “still nice enough” a 0?

Because it might taste nice it might also give you bad pig aids. 

[aRdja]

4 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Through no fault of it's own, that breakfast loses a point because you have girly hands.

Not mine. I was behind the lense.

[mattyq]

I'd nail that even with the beans, they'd just be given to a passing dog

Guiness for breakfast is the way forward

[Numero Veinticinco]

Nice elbow watch. 

[Tony Moanero]

39 minutes ago, aRdja said:

 

 

Egg looks decent, though it has been ruined by the beans. Black pudding and hashbrowns look like they’re about a month old. Everything else looks like it was cooked in a microwave. Toast needs to be served buttered. 2/10

for effort, mate.

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, mattyq said:

I'd nail that even with the beans, they'd just be given to a passing dog

Guiness for breakfast is the way forward

I was wondering if it was a pint of Guiness or a frothy coffee.

 

Definitely Guiness.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Not mine. I was behind the lense.

Yeah I asked that when I gave my review. Who is the other person and where is his breakfast and pint? 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah I asked that when I gave my review. Who is the other person and where is his breakfast and pint? 

Looks like the toast is for the other person.

[KMD7]

Good breakfast that aRdja mate. Beans look tremendous. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, KMD7 said:

Good breakfast that aRdja mate. Beans look tremendous. 

[mgw100]

The bacon looks awful and the sausages look cheap. 9 quid is outrageous given that

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Good breakfast that aRdja mate. Beans look tremendous. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Was blanching the bacon a request?

[KMD7]

Some right deviants on here. Bean hating minority mothafuckas 

[TheHowieLama]

The hash browns look like chunks of particle board and the bacon is medium rare

[Anubis]

 

[aRdja]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah I asked that when I gave my review. Who is the other person and where is his breakfast and pint? 

My mate Maurice. Good lad from Cork. @Nolongerathletic has met him, so he can vouch for him. He had Bangers and Mash. 

[Fugitive]

5 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Punch Tarmys, Grafton Street, Liverpool

Pp: £8.95 for the “Full Irish”

Verdict: Excellent. Real tasty and very filling. Real good value for what I got; 2 x Bacon 2 x Sausages, White Pudding, Black Pudding, Egg, Sautéd Mushroom, Sliced Tomato, Beans, 2 x Hash Browns, and a slice of toast. 

 

That fucking bacon... what an absolute disgrace. I hope Punchy Tarmys burns down and they are not insured.

[aRdja]

Real tough crowd

[Anny Road]

Looks good to me that. Hash Brown I’m not sure about but they are probably had some spinach or cabbage in perhaps?

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Looks good to me that. Hash Brown I’m not sure about but they are probably had some spinach or cabbage in perhaps?

Concrete. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The mini packet of butter sitting on the toast seems more of a taunt than anything.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, aRdja said:

My mate Maurice. Good lad from Cork. @Nolongerathletic has met him, so he can vouch for him. He had Bangers and Mash. 

Was it an A type brekkie or B/G?

[Elite]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

My mate Maurice. Good lad from Cork. @Nolongerathletic has met him, so he can vouch for him. He had Bangers and Mash. 

Is he still selling wigs?