What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[El Rojo]

On 11/12/2018 at 3:18 PM, polymerpunkah said:

30 USD, all in.

 

 

 

[skend04]

On 11/11/2018 at 12:17 PM, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

Jesus! It looks like someone ate it and then threw it back up on to the plate. And crinkle cut chips?? Only pensioners and peados eat crinkle cut chips and even then they're not evil enough to put them with breakfast.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 hours ago, skend04 said:

Jesus! It looks like someone ate it and then threw it back up on to the plate. And crinkle cut chips?? Only pensioners and peados eat crinkle cut chips and even then they're not evil enough to put them with breakfast.

 

I love crinkle cut chips and I’m not a pensioner! 

[Fugitive]

On 11/17/2018 at 7:54 PM, TheBitch said:

I'm honestly fed up with life lads. 

 

£8.99 Piccadilly Station. 

£1.99 for toast. 

 

Im a placid guy. This made me want to kill. I wouldn't have handed over cold hard cash but I was starving and I needed to catch a train at short notice. 

 

Genuinely the worst pound for pound breakfast ever. 

It’s shit like this that makes me hope nuclear war. 

[Strontium]

The toast looks like it was done in a child's oven, one of those plastic efforts that has LEDs to simulate a heating element.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

The toast looks like it was done in a child's oven, one of those plastic efforts that has LEDs to simulate a heating element.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JqPkRzWPUlI

[aRdja]

On 11/17/2018 at 7:54 PM, TheBitch said:

I'm honestly fed up with life lads. 

 

£8.99 Piccadilly Station. 

£1.99 for toast. 

 

Im a placid guy. This made me want to kill. I wouldn't have handed over cold hard cash but I was starving and I needed to catch a train at short notice. 

 

Genuinely the worst pound for pound breakfast ever. 

Hahaha. £11.... that’s awful bitch..

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JqPkRzWPUlI

That swiss roll beats most of the breakfast offerings on this thread but if that advert got made now most of the parents would be giving out backheels to bollocks with no hesitation.

[Remmie]

What does you think the worst breakfast on this thread has been? It might be the crinkle cut chips one for me, or the airline one.

[Mudface]

On 11/8/2018 at 10:33 AM, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

This one, surely.

[Remmie]

On 11/11/2018 at 12:17 PM, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

I think this is worse

[Numero Veinticinco]

The airline I think. It’s barely food. 

[TheBitch]

No calls for Lifey's?

[TheHowieLama]

Get a poll up

[Guest]

51 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

The airline I think. It’s barely food. 

Either that or the one delivered by motorbike. It might even have been cooked on the way.

[SammyAftershave]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Get a poll up

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

What does you think the worst breakfast on this thread has been? It might be the crinkle cut chips one for me, or the airline one.

Be hard to top this I think. Saw it on the rate my plate page on Facebook 

[Tony Moanero]

Got a link, mate? I’ll go on there and call him/her a cunt.

[Remmie]

3 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Be hard to top this I think. Saw it on the rate my plate page on Facebook 

I'm not sure that counts as it's blatant trolling.

[Atticus Finch]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I'm not sure that counts as it's blatant trolling.

Might be Smokey Bacon flavour crisps though 

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Be hard to top this I think. Saw it on the rate my plate page on Facebook 

That should be on the Foodie thread. 

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, El Rojo said:

That should be on the Foodie thread. 

Ha!

Chips de Pomme de Terres et Des Haricots

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Be hard to top this I think. Saw it on the rate my plate page on Facebook 

Cost just £13.99 at this lovely little Café just off Borough market.

[TheHowieLama]

Minding my own business, getting on BBC to check the footy and am visually accosted by this:

 

 

The beans are touching EVERYTHING!!

 

[TheBitch]

Bacon could do with a touch more heat adding, but I'd give that a solid 7.84/10