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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

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Human tongues look burned. It looks like a surgeon has dissected an unfortunate human and put it on a plate.

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38 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

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It’s shit like this that sometimes makes me think that Brexit could be a good thing.

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1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

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Tough times for everyone these days. Sometimes you need to take a shovel down Slater Street at 6am on a Sunday morning just make sure you to get a scran down your neck before you go out and kidnap kids. 

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On 11/11/2018 at 12:17 PM, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

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It's got crinkle cut fucking chips on it! I'm finished with this world.

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On 11/11/2018 at 12:17 PM, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

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Reminds me of one of those 'Special' kebabs where you end up paying £15 and you get a fucking car crash of a meal.

 

What's under the egg? Also, there's an undercooked chip next to the mushrooms.

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4 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

This one's from "The Breslin" in Manhattan.

 

No beans. Not even an option on the menu.

 

It was delicious. The toast was a little under-done, but the jam more than made up for it. Everything else was perfect.

 

30 USD, all in.

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I think you're looking for the 'Only in America' thread.

 

Fucking jam, JAM? And they can fuck off with their one sausage pish.

 

Worse than their foreign policy this.

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The toast was a side. It cost 5 USD. Five dollars for two slices of bread. I almost laughed out loud.

 

I never go to expensive restaurants, but it was my last day away and I figured I'd splurge, just to see what a Michelin-starred restaurant would do with the full English. 

 

It was excellent. 

 

 

 

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23 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

This one's from "The Breslin" in Manhattan.

 

No beans. Not even an option on the menu.

 

It was delicious. The toast was a little under-done, but the jam more than made up for it. Everything else was perfect.

 

30 USD, all in.

 

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That’s a Michelin starred breakfast?!

 

I’m going for a lie down in a darkened room.

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