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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

I'm giving a presentation to a small farm/education charity this morning and I've been excited all week about getting here early for a full English. It hasn't disappointed. All the pork products are raised and made on site:

 

Two thick, smoked slices of proper fucking bacon.

Three proper fucking sausages, meaty and perfectly cooked.

Delicious, moist black pudding.

Two eggs (slightly undercooked on top, the only slight disappointment but still edible).

Beans, mushrooms, toast, keys.

 

£10.50 including coffee (fuck off NV).

 

9/10.

 

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Looks excellent but ruined by disgraceful and inappropriate beanerism and too few mushies

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1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

I'm giving a presentation to a small farm/education charity this morning and I've been excited all week about getting here early for a full English. It hasn't disappointed. All the pork products are raised and made on site:

 

Two thick, smoked slices of proper fucking bacon.

Three proper fucking sausages, meaty and perfectly cooked.

Delicious, moist black pudding.

Two eggs (slightly undercooked on top, the only slight disappointment but still edible).

Beans, mushrooms, toast, keys.

 

£10.50 including coffee (fuck off NV).

 

9/10.

 

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£10.50!!!

 

Half a slice of brown fucking bread.

A deformed Siamese twat egg.

Half a tomato that looks like the inside of a minge.

Shithouse beans. 

Hardly any mushrooms and they have been drowned in cunt juice.

The sausages, bacon and black pudding will need binning due to the cunt juice touching them.

 

You may as well just bend over on the way out and take it up the arse because it won’t have been the first time you’ve been bummed by that place.

 

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59 minutes ago, Carradona said:

If anyone is ever in the beautiful seaside town of Rathmullan in County Donegal (Ireland), get yourselves to Belles Kitchen. I'll even join you.

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Looks like all the ingredients were bought from Iceland. Cheap as fuck and probably made from pig bollocks.

 

Is it normal to sprinkle heroin on top of a fry up around your way?

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2 hours ago, Carradona said:

If anyone is ever in the beautiful seaside town of Rathmullan in County Donegal (Ireland), get yourselves to Belles Kitchen. I'll even join you.

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Repped for exercising your right to dodge beans without forcing your choice down the throats of the majority. 

 

Negged bean moaners, though. As I will do forever from now on. 

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