What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mook]

Just now, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

Fuck off.

[ZonkoVille77]

2 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

 

There's an actual animal penis on that plate.

[aRdja]

6 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

That doesn’t look appetising at all. Looks real wet. The eggs look good though.

[SammyAftershave]

Did the said ex-pat prepare this extravaganza in his colon?

[TheHowieLama]

I assume he was an ex pat from France.

 

It is the worst looking thing on this thread hands down -- worse than the airline meal tbh.

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

It is the worst looking thing on this thread hands down -- worse than the airline meal tbh.

That is quite the accolade. 

[TheHowieLama]

I agree mate - there has been some utter shite posted here - that however is inedible. Look at each component. They are all so sad and uncomfortable. It even looks like the bacon is trying to give us the finger.

If it weren't for the elephant/lizard skin Zambian motif on the table cloth - would have asked Usher to delete it.

[aRdja]

Bacon looks boiled

[Spy Bee]

4 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

[Remmie]

Toy beans? 

 

This country. 

[Jairzinho]

5 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

I don't understand.

[Strontium]

It looks like someone cooked it over a car cigarette lighter.

[Barrington Womble]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

I have, treated myself for coming into work last Christmas. Was good, but not amazing. It triggered a big discussion here with Pistonbroke strongly disapproving of my choice of venue. 

You've got to give these things a try, although as you say it's not amazing, I will skip it till someone takes me! 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 11/7/2018 at 11:37 AM, moof said:

It’s the minuscule black pudding that absolutely makes aRdja’s plate. A comic triumph 

 

I only realised that’s what it was after reading your post. I thought it was a dollop of brown sauce. 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

5/10

 

Needs mushrooms.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

If breakfasts could be gay. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/morrisons-unveils-huge-breakfast-butty-15381793

[Stouffer]

On 11/8/2018 at 10:33 AM, polymerpunkah said:

I wasn't going to post this. I'm not a sadist. But if you're leaving the EU and renewing ties with former colonies, etc. this is the future. If you're looking for a justification for a second referendum, look no further.

 

 

 

Livingstone, Zambia. The kicker was it was prepared by an ex-pat. 

[Karl_b]

I'm giving a presentation to a small farm/education charity this morning and I've been excited all week about getting here early for a full English. It hasn't disappointed. All the pork products are raised and made on site:

 

Two thick, smoked slices of proper fucking bacon.

Three proper fucking sausages, meaty and perfectly cooked.

Delicious, moist black pudding.

Two eggs (slightly undercooked on top, the only slight disappointment but still edible).

Beans, mushrooms, toast, keys.

 

£10.50 including coffee (fuck off NV).

 

9/10.

 

[Chip Butty]

Top Breckying that Karl.

 

Pity abar the queg cut on the fried bread like, but bar that and your shit car, spot on that fella.

 

 

8.5/10

[Anubis]

The toast is shite because it looks like it’s from a mass produced loaf, the tomato needs more grilling, and beans - the horror, the horror.

 

Rest looks good to be fair. I’d give it 7/10 rising to 9/10 if they fix the issues. But £10.50 is taking the piss. They shouldn’t be using Warburton’s medium sliced at that price.

[Tony Moanero]

28 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

I'm giving a presentation to a small farm/education charity this morning and I've been excited all week about getting here early for a full English. It hasn't disappointed. All the pork products are raised and made on site:

 

Two thick, smoked slices of proper fucking bacon.

Three proper fucking sausages, meaty and perfectly cooked.

Delicious, moist black pudding.

Two eggs (slightly undercooked on top, the only slight disappointment but still edible).

Beans, mushrooms, toast, keys.

 

£10.50 including coffee (fuck off NV).

 

9/10.

 

The bacon looks nice. Black pudding and sausages look tasty. However, and it’s a fucking big however, bean juice has ruined them. Mingebag portion of mushrooms, lashed in with the horrible little bastards, too. Half a slice of undercooked tomato and wholemeal toast. Going for a lie down. Cunt.

 

 

[El Rojo]

26 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

I'm giving a presentation to a small farm/education charity this morning and I've been excited all week about getting here early for a full English. It hasn't disappointed. All the pork products are raised and made on site:

 

Two thick, smoked slices of proper fucking bacon.

Three proper fucking sausages, meaty and perfectly cooked.

Delicious, moist black pudding.

Two eggs (slightly undercooked on top, the only slight disappointment but still edible).

Beans, mushrooms, toast, keys.

 

£10.50 including coffee (fuck off NV).

 

9/10.

 

‘Oh look at me, I’ve got a car.’ Pathetic. 

[Anubis]

In your presentation you should include the topic of not using shit bread on £10.50 breakfasts.

[Remmie]

How do others feel about this double egg nonsense? I'll be honest I'm dead against it. 

 

No neg as standard for the beans this time due to telling NV to fuck off.