What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

I eat baked beans out of the tin. There's always a few left that won't come out when you empty it, seems a shame to waste them.

You scruffy disgusting bastard 

[Anubis]

That Air China sausage looks like it’s raw. The whole thing is horrendous, but in in the Kingdom of Horrendous Breakfasts, the Air China sausage is king.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

You scruffy disgusting bastard 

Yeah, that story kind of made my toes curl. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Cold beans urrrrgh!  Cold spaghetti however....

[Remmie]

I'm in Australia, I should see if I can source a Veggie full English out here. Bound to be a contender in the worst ever conversation. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

I'm in Australia, I should see if I can source a Veggie full English out here. Bound to be a contender in the worst ever conversation. 

I had some decent brekkie over there when I went Rem. Not veggie though. I did however also have the worst breakfast experience of my life there too. 4 of us sat outside a cafe in Cairns after a particularly heavy night out. All having a full English. Across the street in my eye-line was a homeless aborigine asleep on a bench. Just as I cut into my egg yoke he started coughing and this load of phlegm dripped down his chin and he made no attempt to wipe it. I didn't want to ruin everyone else's brekkie as they hadn't seen it so I had to sit there, not eating, sweating beer out and trying not to throw up. As soon as we got back to the hostel I spent about 20 minutes with my head over the toilet. Fucking disgusting. 

 

Enjoy. 

[Remmie]

Yeah to be fair most food out here is really good, but I just reckon it'll either be really expensive, massively veering off in the wrong direction or terrible, or a combination of the above. 

[Oh Buoy]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I had some decent brekkie over there when I went Rem. Not veggie though. I did however also have the worst breakfast experience of my life there too. 4 of us sat outside a cafe in Cairns after a particularly heavy night out. All having a full English. Across the street in my eye-line was a homeless aborigine asleep on a bench. Just as I cut into my egg yoke he started coughing and this load of phlegm dripped down his chin and he made no attempt to wipe it. I didn't want to ruin everyone else's brekkie as they hadn't seen it so I had to sit there, not eating, sweating beer out and trying not to throw up. As soon as we got back to the hostel I spent about 20 minutes with my head over the toilet. Fucking disgusting. 

 

Enjoy. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Yeah to be fair most food out here is really good, but I just reckon it'll either be really expensive, massively veering off in the wrong direction or terrible, or a combination of the above. 

Where are you? 

[Jose Jones]

29 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I'm in Australia, I should see if I can source a Veggie full English out here. Bound to be a contender in the worst ever conversation. 

Don’t think I’ve ever seen anything called a “full English” down here. 

 

Australia is bad at breakfast sausage and black pudding is extremely rare too. Not that you would care about that.  All the other ingredients should be good.

 

I’ve also never seen tinned baked beans on a breakfast down here. Plenty of other real bean-based breakfast dishes though.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I had some decent brekkie over there when I went Rem. Not veggie though. I did however also have the worst breakfast experience of my life there too. 4 of us sat outside a cafe in Cairns after a particularly heavy night out. All having a full English. Across the street in my eye-line was a homeless aborigine asleep on a bench. Just as I cut into my egg yoke he started coughing and this load of phlegm dripped down his chin and he made no attempt to wipe it. I didn't want to ruin everyone else's brekkie as they hadn't seen it so I had to sit there, not eating, sweating beer out and trying not to throw up. As soon as we got back to the hostel I spent about 20 minutes with my head over the toilet. Fucking disgusting. 

 

Enjoy. 

 

Let me sympathise with your first world problem. Bloody homeless bastard....

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My current breakfast butty of choice is thick Tiger bread, streaky bacon, black pud and mushrooms with tomato sauce. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Let me sympathise with your first world problem. Bloody homeless bastard....

Very true and of course I felt arl arse on the fella. 

[Remmie]

8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Where are you? 

Perth 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Remmie said:

Perth 

Nice. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Perth 

Perth is an awesome city, one of the slowest laid back places I've ever been.

[lifetime fan]

Do your worst cunts. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

You need to turn your frying pan down a bit, mate. 

[aRdja]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Do your worst cunts. 

Looks great, although black pudding is a glaring omission. Price point?

[cloggypop]

What flavour are those Seabrook crinkle cut crisps? 

[TheBitch]

WHERE ARE THE EGGS??????

[Mook]

1. Far too much toast
2. Three tomatoes, what the fuck?
3. Nuked bacon, to be expected from you I suppose
4. No eggs
5. What in the name of Christ are those things in the bottom left?
6. The wooden finish on the table is completely unacceptable

The beans & sausages look good though, 4/10.

[TheBitch]

WHERE ARE THE KEYS??????

[TheBitch]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CONKER??????

[TheBitch]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

1. Far too much toast
2. Three tomatoes, what the fuck?
3. Nuked bacon, to be expected from you I suppose
4. No eggs
5. What in the name of Christ are those things in the bottom left?
6. The wooden finish on the table is completely unacceptable

The beans & sausages look good though, 4/10.

 

THREE HALVES????????