What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Dry 

 

Toast

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Marshall’s on the Green, Dorset. 

@Dr Nowt‘s neck of the woods.

http://www.sturminstermarshallgc.co.uk/marshalls-on-the-green/

Price point: £8.95

Verdict: 9/10

 

2 x Sausages, 2 x bacon, 2 x eggs, one black pudding, mushroom, tomato, hash brown, and beans.

 

The sausages were superb. Very high meat content. Bacon was nice with some crispy bits. Black pudding was decent. All in all a very satisfying breakfast.

Nonce 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nonce 

I'm no beaner but that's harsh. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm no beaner but that's harsh. 

Castrate the lot of them. 

[Guest]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Marshall’s on the Green, Dorset. 

@Dr Nowt‘s neck of the woods.

http://www.sturminstermarshallgc.co.uk/marshalls-on-the-green/

Price point: £8.95

Verdict: 9/10

 

2 x Sausages, 2 x bacon, 2 x eggs, one black pudding, mushroom, tomato, hash brown, and beans.

 

The sausages were superb. Very high meat content. Bacon was nice with some crispy bits. Black pudding was decent. All in all a very satisfying breakfast.

Sausages look good, so do black pudding and hash brown. Egg whites seem odd and it really should be tomato over beans, rather than both. Overall a good effort. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Castrate the lot of them. 

Nonces yes, beaners maybe but only if beans are placed on the plate by themselves. If you're obliged to accept them as a paid meal there is a pardon. 

 

One thing that puzzles me is they are called baked beans, are they actually baked? 

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Nonces yes, beaners maybe but only if beans are placed on the plate by themselves. If you're obliged to accept them as a paid meal there is a pardon. 

 

One thing that puzzles me is they are called baked beans, are they actually baked? 

 

 

Of course not, they grow on trees covered in tomato sauce.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Nonces yes, beaners maybe but only if beans are placed on the plate by themselves. If you're obliged to accept them as a paid meal there is a pardon. 

 

One thing that puzzles me is they are called baked beans, are they actually baked? 

 

 

Laid out of Rab C Nesbitts arse 

[Remmie]

On 10/12/2018 at 6:52 PM, Fugitive said:

Fucking hell. It’s a fucking disaster from top to bottom.

 

One cheap anorexic link sausage that they sliced in half to make it look as if I got two.

Fatty undercooked shit bacon from a pig with aids.

Limp mushrooms.

overcooked eggs.

Cheap Black Pudding.

Shit looking Haggis.

 

That was bad enough but the lot of it was floating on a sea on fucking beans that looked like they had fallen out of somebody’s arse.

 

-75/10

 

straight in the bin.

U OK hun? xox

[Paulie Dangerously]

11 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Marshall’s on the Green, Dorset. 

@Dr Nowt‘s neck of the woods.

http://www.sturminstermarshallgc.co.uk/marshalls-on-the-green/

Price point: £8.95

Verdict: 9/10

 

2 x Sausages, 2 x bacon, 2 x eggs, one black pudding, mushroom, tomato, hash brown, and beans.

 

The sausages were superb. Very high meat content. Bacon was nice with some crispy bits. Black pudding was decent. All in all a very satisfying breakfast.

Egg looks weird. 

Bacon fat not crisp enough

Plate has too many corners

-6678

[Captain Turdseye]

Looking at Fuge’s breakfast first thing in the morning has genuinely made me feel nauseous.

 

Those eggs, man. 

 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Of course not, they grow on trees covered in tomato sauce.

I knew it. Trees means Heinz.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Looking at Fuge’s breakfast first thing in the morning has genuinely made me feel nauseous.

 

Those eggs, man. 

 

That is simultaneously gut wrenchingly disgusting and side splittingly hilarious.

[TheBitch]

Cherry Reds in Birmingham. £9.95

 

2 sausage. 2 bacon. 2 eggs. Mushrooms. Tomatoes. Beans. Bagel. 

 

The bagel was a rogue thing to have on a brekkie. Wasn't a fan of that. In all honesty I feel fucking robbed because it wasn't worth a tenner. But I was hungry and it got demolished. 

[Karl_b]

Bagels are great. A fry-up is great. The two together are wrong.

 

The eggs and sausages look good, where's the bacon?!

[Fugitive]

20 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Cherry Reds in Birmingham. £9.95

 

2 sausage. 2 bacon. 2 eggs. Mushrooms. Tomatoes. Beans. Bagel. 

 

The bagel was a rogue thing to have on a brekkie. Wasn't a fan of that. In all honesty I feel fucking robbed because it wasn't worth a tenner. But I was hungry and it got demolished. 

The eggs look ok but the sausages look like a chorizo-hotdog hybrid, beans are the devils haemorrhoids, the fucking Bagel is taking the piss, the tomatoes look like congealed period blood and I can only assume that the bacon was fucking disgraceful as the used the eggs to hide it.

[TheHowieLama]

I swear if it is buried under the beans I will hurl

[TheBitch]

24 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Bagels are great. A fry-up is great. The two together are wrong.

 

The eggs and sausages look good, where's the bacon?!

Under the eggs. Was well cooked. The sausage was tasty. 

 

Just not worth £10

[Anny Road]

Wtf is that?

I can just see beans so your soul is safe. 

Positioning is all over the place.

Bagels, fucking bagels?

 

I assume you bum young animals?

[Anny Road]

On 6/24/2018 at 11:53 AM, Fugitive said:

Had another go...

 

https://imgur.com/a/rO9idT6

That’s probably the best anti beaner I’ve seen. Rest of you are shit or veggies.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Cherry Reds in Birmingham. £9.95

 

2 sausage. 2 bacon. 2 eggs. Mushrooms. Tomatoes. Beans. Bagel. 

 

The bagel was a rogue thing to have on a brekkie. Wasn't a fan of that. In all honesty I feel fucking robbed because it wasn't worth a tenner. But I was hungry and it got demolished. 

I'd pay Lifey £9.95 to set fire to that. 

[KMD7]

I'd happily eat that.  

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Cherry Reds in Birmingham. £9.95

 

2 sausage. 2 bacon. 2 eggs. Mushrooms. Tomatoes. Beans. Bagel. 

 

The bagel was a rogue thing to have on a brekkie. Wasn't a fan of that. In all honesty I feel fucking robbed because it wasn't worth a tenner. But I was hungry and it got demolished. 

 

[Anny Road]

Beaners negging  beaners shows how strong we are.

we are comfortably with oour beaness.

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, Anny Road said:

Beaners negging  beaners shows how strong we are.

we are comfortably with oour beaness.

And shagging kids.