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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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11 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

Michelin should probably forget sending people out to actually taste stuff in restaurants and just review food from a photograph. It's the future.

I would assume the sausages would taste like sausage, the bacon would taste like bacon, the eggs would taster like eggs and the mushrooms would taste like mushrooms. Whatever the other stuff is would I assume taste like whatever it is.

 

That's the future of food reviews if you can't eat it yourself.

 

I'd eat everything on that plate other than the stuff that is unknown to me.

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7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Stuffing on a brekkie? I like it. Don't know what lorne is so ill pass you on that. No bean rep obviously because you aren't a aped but what the fuck did they do to the sausages? Did lifey cook the ends? 

I thought they looked a bit burnt but I can imagine it only added to the experience.

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20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Stuffing on a brekkie? I like it. Don't know what lorne is so ill pass you on that. No bean rep obviously because you aren't a aped but what the fuck did they do to the sausages? Did lifey cook the ends? 

The ‘stuffing’ is actually Haggis and it’s lovely. A Lorne is basically sausage meat without the casing. The sausages were really good and defo not burnt. I cooked it, I no longer trust anybody else due to horrific experience on Friday.

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Venue: Marshall’s on the Green, Dorset. 

@Dr Nowt‘s neck of the woods.

http://www.sturminstermarshallgc.co.uk/marshalls-on-the-green/

Price point: £8.95

Verdict: 9/10

 

2 x Sausages, 2 x bacon, 2 x eggs, one black pudding, mushroom, tomato, hash brown, and beans.

 

The sausages were superb. Very high meat content. Bacon was nice with some crispy bits. Black pudding was decent. All in all a very satisfying breakfast.

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Fuck knows what is going on with those eggs, presuming they actually are eggs, sausages haven't been turned once, bacon looks undercooked in places, tomato looks like it was done yesterday, toast looks cold, solitary hash brown a complete after thought, and there appears to be dandruff on the beans and black pudding.

 

0.3/10. Would not bang.

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