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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Fucking hell. It’s a fucking disaster from top to bottom.

 

One cheap anorexic link sausage that they sliced in half to make it look as if I got two.

Fatty undercooked shit bacon from a pig with aids.

Limp mushrooms.

overcooked eggs.

Cheap Black Pudding.

Shit looking Haggis.

 

That was bad enough but the lot of it was floating on a sea on fucking beans that looked like they had fallen out of somebody’s arse.

 

-75/10

 

straight in the bin.

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What’s the chunk between the sausages and the black pudding? I have to say it doesn’t look great, but I bet it would look twice as good if you actually ate it as opposed to had it delivered. The sausage looks of very poor quality. Almost quorn sausage like .

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9 hours ago, aRdja said:

What’s the chunk between the sausages and the black pudding? I have to say it doesn’t look great, but I bet it would look twice as good if you actually ate it as opposed to had it delivered. The sausage looks of very poor quality. Almost quorn sausage like .

It's a square/lorne sausage & it belongs in a roll, I wouldn't have one on a fry up.

 

Weegie bastards.

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9 hours ago, aRdja said:

What’s the chunk between the sausages and the black pudding? I have to say it doesn’t look great, but I bet it would look twice as good if you actually ate it as opposed to had it delivered. The sausage looks of very poor quality. Almost quorn sausage like .

*ate in

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19 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Fair fucks to Fuge for putting himself through the trauma of that. It's been playing on my mind all day. 

 

The worst breakfast on here in living memory.

The most worrying thing about this is it actually isn't the worst. 

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13 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I reckon that even in that burnt up mess, there must have been something I could have stomached.

There's literally nothing in Fuge's that I would eat.

Yeah, when the polystyrene box is the most edible part of the breakfast, you know shit has gone south. 

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I’m still trying to come to terms with everything. Today has been a big struggle and I considered throwing myself in front of a train at one point. I don’t know if I’ll ever be the same again and I’m fearful of what the future holds.

 

I think I may need to see a PTSD counselor.

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