What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Captain Turdseye]

[Numero Veinticinco]

@Seasons Did you buy gold just to neg the posts about your shitty spring onions, you loon?

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

The Manx just eat the tails of their cats, that's why Manx cats all have stumps

Yeah that's...yeah. Have to say Rem, you're a bit hurtful when you're impersonating a 5 year old.

[Oh Buoy]

39 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

@Seasons Did you buy gold just to neg the posts about your shitty spring onions, you loon?

No - I noticed the website glitched which meant I could neg. 

So decided to neg-bomb you for all the abuse over the years. 

Good this neggin' malarkey... 

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, Seasons said:

No - I noticed the website glitched which meant I could neg. 

I can respect that.

Edit: I can’t respect the neg in the other thread though. Know your limits, Bouy. Oh, and Pony up some cash, cheap cunt. 

[Fugitive]

22 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Below is the Lemon Kipper and scrambled egg I had for breakfast in Durham last week. Toast is out of shot, so you'll have to take my word for it when I say it was bread from local artisan bakers with loads of local butter. It was part of the price in the hotel(Hotel Indigo) which had a Marco Pierre White restaurant in the hotel. 

Fish was lovely and the lemon butter on the fish was ace, as well, though it didn't need a lump of lemon on it to add to it. Scrambled eggs were pretty much perfect.

No beans or meat will upset some, if not all, I guess. 

 

I scored it a 9/10 for Kippers with scrambled eggs

 

And yes, the shadow is correct,  I do have a Herman Munster head.

 

 

Fuck off... just fuck off.

 

youre all nonces.

[Strontium]

10 hours ago, General Dryness said:

I am from the Isle of Man, which is one of the world's premier kipper producers. Come at me.

No thanks, you probably smell of fish.

[General Dryness]

9 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

No thanks, you probably smell of fish.

I moved to New Zealand 12 years ago.

 

I smell of sheep now.

[Remmie]

18 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Yeah that's...yeah. Have to say Rem, you're a bit hurtful when you're impersonating a 5 year old.

You are

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

You are

I know you are, but if that's what you are  what am I? 

 

[Jairzinho]

40 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I know you are, but if that's what you are  what am I? 

 

 

You've dropped your gay card.

[General Dryness]

On 9/19/2018 at 8:45 PM, Jairzinho said:

 

You've dropped your gay card.

 

That must have been whilst I was swiping it down your ass crack.

[Jairzinho]

6 hours ago, General Dryness said:

 

That must have been whilst I was swiping it down your ass crack.

Gayssaywhat?

 

School banter was absolutely tremendous.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I might go mental and have a bacon baguette today. The two things aren't necessarily related.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Gayssaywhat?

 

School banter was absolutely tremendous.

 

 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Gayssaywhat?

 

School banter was absolutely tremendous.

Yeah, that's what she said.

[Jenson]

Simple yet delicious 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Christ on a bike - another good breakfast sandwich ruined.

[Jairzinho]

Cooked, then left in the fridge for a fortnight.

[Captain Turdseye]

16 minutes ago, Jenson said:

Simple yet delicious 

 

 

 

I had similar for my tea last night, but on a larger scale. 

 

5 bacon, 4 sausages, 4 eggs, fried tomatoes and 3 toast. I ended up leaving half a piece of toast. Just wasn’t hungry. 

[Tony Moanero]

29 minutes ago, Jenson said:

Simple yet delicious 

 

 

Negged for wearing trainee socks with slippers.

[lifetime fan]

Why would you want 2 dog cocks for breakfast.

[Stouffer]

On 9/16/2018 at 1:45 PM, mattyq said:

I've got some cracking sausages but I thought I'd make toad in the hole later on in the week so missed them out

Normally I'd do a load of mushies but forgot to buy them the other day and couldn't be arsed to go back down to the shops.

Black pud was Stornoway, crisp on the outside fluffy inside. 3 rashers of streaky and 1 of back, all smoked, of course

Bread fried and both eggs with soft runny yolks one over easy. HP, lots of

Pot of tea and a tall glass of juice... everything bought from local butchers, £10 for 2 large breakfasts

Smoked streaky bacon; yer dirty get.

[Jenson]

21 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged for wearing trainee socks with slippers.

 

Haha brilliant Tony, didn’t notice that was in the picture until I uploaded it. Repped.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Negged for wearing trainee socks with slippers.

Now there's a man who looks for things. Really looks for things. Duly repped.

 

Note to self: If I take a picture of my breakfast, check it before it gets uploaded.