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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Hahahaha

That scrambled egg looks like something I'd make for myself and then think I should have made something else. Way too stingy. And I like wholemeal bread but it seems to me that it has no place on a cooked breakfast plate.

 

And the tablecloth needs to go

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What on earth is that, cracko?

 

Some wholemeal bread butties are nice, but I I’d rather eat cardboard than wholemeal toast. The scrambled eggs look like they were microwaved. Would need a magnifying glass to find the black budding. Mingebag portion of mushrooms. No tomatoes. Did you nick the bacon out of a Rustlers bacon cheese burger? Beanz meanz cuntz.

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