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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Bjornebye Grand Master

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And Lifey is nowhere to be seen.

 

Reminds me of when Monty fucked off to Barca for the CL game a few years back after his 'Sleeping with the Enemy...' article went online and only sort the Photoshopped madness when he got back.

Col has been busy getting lectured

 

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Bjornebye Grand Master

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Col was in the hills of Afghanistan sometime in late 99.

 

Osama "aah Mr lifey do you doubt that jet fuel can melt steel beams and fulfill our mission?"

 

Col "it cant Mr Bin Laden but I can solve this. I just need a few of your boys to cause some sort of diversion tactic so I can get up the bastards"

 

Atta "Allahu Akhbar"

 

Osama "how will you achieve this?"

 

Col "I just need a frying pan and some quality fucking sausages from the butchers"

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Sausage including 1 Lorne

Egg

Bacon (optional)

Tatties scone

Fried tomato/mushrooms

Beans

Pot of tea

 

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Yeah and that just about sums you up

 

I bet you pour mayo all over it and eat it with a spoon as well.

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