Jimmy Carr - 1 Lines

[VladimirIlyich]

Its only the Daily Mirror,who even takes any notice of that any more?

 

Would be ironic if Murdoch used this as another way to get back at Cameron?

[Liverpool lad]

Fucking Barlow, the Tory cunt

[Rorschach08]

Some in the original post were funny but I haven't laughed at any of the one-liners from the last couple of pages.

[JER]

 

If anyone can think of a witty caption for this one, I will give them free entry to my K2 scheme

[sh#t waffle]

"You're such a sponging cunt, trading off your supposed National Treasure status while failing to pay your way, even though all those that support you and have a fraction of your wealth are forced to pay out ever more from their ever-dwindling wages to pay for pricks like you to buy another ivory back scratcher."

 

"Jinx!"

[Total Longo]

Ooh, "Opera Kath and Cheryl's ex" - who knew?? Who knew?

[stringvest]

"You're such a sponging cunt, trading off your supposed National Treasure status while failing to pay your way, even though all those that support you and have a fraction of your wealth are forced to pay out ever more from their ever-dwindling wages to pay for pricks like you to buy another ivory back scratcher."

 

Barlow: 'That's a bit harsh, ma'am. I do me best, like'/QUOTE]

[aws]

 

"The Civil List has to be cut back and I've got to put down the corgis"

 

"That's terrible, Ma'm, terrible."

[VladimirIlyich]

 

If anyone can think of a witty caption for this one, I will give them free entry to my K2 scheme

 

'Gottle o' gear Gary.'

[Liverpool lad]

What a tit he is, no doubt we would all try and save a few quid if we had the opportunity to, but to go and collect his honour for 'services to music and charity' is a piss take.

 

Now I understand that no laws have been broken, but surely a man of his intelligence must realise that he is moving money about to avoid the taxman and therefore minimise his contribution to the public purse, but he has the brass neck to go and meet the Queen.

[VladimirIlyich]

What a tit he is, no doubt we would all try and save a few quid if we had the opportunity to, but to go and collect his honour for 'services to music and charity' is a piss take.

 

Now I understand that no laws have been broken, but surely a man of his intelligence must realise that he is moving money about to avoid the taxman and therefore minimise his contribution to the public purse, but he has the brass neck to go and meet the Queen.

 

I would have thought they'd be two peas in a pod myself.

[Section_31]

It's rife in this country though isn't it? Some bird I know was slagging off 'benefit scroungers' to me a while back, but then in a blink of an eye starting talking about how her parents owned three properties and had figured out a way to pass them on to her and her sister in a way that avoided paying inheritance tax, because inheritance tax 'was theft' and her parents had 'worked hard for their money'.

 

It's absolutely rife, the more money people have, the better connected they are, the easier it is to make money, invest it, get tax breaks etc.

 

How many top company directors get a big salary for example, and how many of them get a 'moderate salary' instead but with 'performance related perks, bonuses, company cars' etc thrown in? All tax avoidance in various forms.

 

The hyporcricy stinks.

[Guest davelfc]

 

Barlow: I thought they said I was singing a duet with Elton John.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I believe 100 percent in contributing to the society you live in. Tax dodging just so you can have a few extra zeros you will never spend is shite. The government needs to fix this. Company's such as amazon raking in billions and then paying a few grand tax it's disgusting, put something back into the country. Got to say though I don't agree with inheritance tax one bit and I'm a person who will inherit fuck all.

[Section_31]

 

 

How do I keep more of my money? Corgis gotta' eat.

 

 

I'll show you, it only takes a minute girl.

[Antynwa]

Got no major problem in people wanting to save as much money as they can with systems that are out there. At the end of the day, if someone told you that you could pay 1% tax and it's entirely legal, you'd do it.

 

The fact that such schemes exist is a problem, and the fact we have a Tory government who effectively are bankrolled by the very same people who use such schemes is the problem.

[Antynwa]

 

Gary: "Yeah you and me can we save loads of tax, and give me an award, We can fuck the poor"

[Liverpool lad]

I believe 100 percent in contributing to the society you live in. Tax dodging just so you can have a few extra zeros you will never spend is shite. The government needs to fix this. Company's such as amazon raking in billions and then paying a few grand tax it's disgusting, put something back into the country. Got to say though I don't agree with inheritance tax one bit and I'm a person who will inherit fuck all.

 

I fully agree with you on this. If you are a big business, then you are benefiting from your workers being treated by the NHS, educated by the state, using the countries infrastructure, etc. You should pay your way.

 

It's rife in this country though isn't it? Some bird I know was slagging off 'benefit scroungers' to me a while back, but then in a blink of an eye starting talking about how her parents owned three properties and had figured out a way to pass them on to her and her sister in a way that avoided paying inheritance tax, because inheritance tax 'was theft' and her parents had 'worked hard for their money'.

 

It's absolutely rife, the more money people have, the better connected they are, the easier it is to make money, invest it, get tax breaks etc.

 

How many top company directors get a big salary for example, and how many of them get a 'moderate salary' instead but with 'performance related perks, bonuses, company cars' etc thrown in? All tax avoidance in various forms.

 

The hyporcricy stinks.

 

The general public seem obsessed with immigrants and scroungers getting their tax without stopping to realise that there are far bigger concerns when it comes to the government pissing away 'your' money.

[Paulie Dangerously]

8 out of 10 cats was good on Friday. Get it on catch up

[Remmie]

How did a joke thread end up being about fucking tax?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

 

"When I said I wanted a pearl necklace Gary I was hoping for the real thing!"

[dickie mint]

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I told you that Jimmy Carr would grass us up the sniedy prick.

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If you've got a spare half hour. Pretty much non stop ripping into him digs coming from everyone. Fair play to him for turning up I guess. And there's georgie thompson too.