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This is a completely original idea and in no way a rip off of any other recent threads. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.:whistle:

 

Shot? - Rob Jones

Dribble? - Hamman

Intelligence? - Babel

Vision/reading of the game? - Baros

Left foot? - ??

Right foot? - Riise

Will to win? - Kewell

Passing ability? - Cisse

Defensive header? - ??

Tackle? - Diao

Cross? - Pennant

Free kick? - Riise

Penalty? - Can't think of any really poor penalty takers

Save? - Itjande

Command of his area? - James

Attacking header? - too many to mention

Trickery/skill? - Gonzalez

First touch? - Gonzalez

Pace? - Voronin

Strength? - Bennynoon

Leadership/Attitude? - Diouf

Engine/stamina? - Riera

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This is a completely original idea and in no way a rip off of any other recent threads. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.:whistle:

 

Shot? - Rob Jones

Dribble? - Hamman

Intelligence? - Babel

Vision/reading of the game? - Baros

Left foot? - ??

Right foot? - Riise

Will to win? - Kewell

Passing ability? - Cisse

Defensive header? - ??

Tackle? - Diao

Cross? - Pennant

Free kick? - Riise

Penalty? - Can't think of any really poor penalty takers

Save? - Itjande

Command of his area? - James

Attacking header? - too many to mention

Trickery/skill? - Gonzalez

First touch? - Gonzalez

Pace? - Voronin

Strength? - Bennynoon

Leadership/Attitude? - Diouf

Engine/stamina? - Riera

 

 

Passing ability and first touch - Sissoko on a bad day - NAP

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Shot? - Gary Ablett

Dribble? - Jimmy Carter

Intelligence? - Babel

Vision/reading of the game? - Paul Stewart

Left foot? - Peter Thompson??

Right foot? - Riise

Will to win? - Kewell

Passing ability? - Cisse

Defensive header? - Torben Piechnik

Tackle? - Nick Tanner

Cross? - David Burrows

Free kick? - Riise

Penalty? - Michael Owen

Save? - Itjande

Command of his area? - James

Attacking header? - Ronny Rosenthal

Trickery/skill? - Jimmy Carter

First touch? - Michael Owen

Pace? - Jan Molby

Strength? - Heskey

Leadership/Attitude? - Diouf

Engine/stamina? - Julian Dicks (laughable)

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I cant be arsed filling in all of it but worst defensive header was sissoko. Every single time he headed a loose ball near the edge of the box it went about 1 feet up in the air and about 2 feet in a horizontal direction, but not necissarily forward.

 

Also, worst shot I would give to Riise in his final season with us. Every time you knew it was going in the stands.

 

Also, there must be a mention somewhere for Mike Hooper. I'm actually a little too young to have seen an awful lot of him but you just knew we would lose when you saw his name on the teamsheet.

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I cant be arsed filling in all of it but worst defensive header was sissoko. Every single time he headed a loose ball near the edge of the box it went about 1 feet up in the air and about 2 feet in a horizontal direction, but not necissarily forward.

 

Also, worst shot I would give to Riise in his final season with us. Every time you knew it was going in the stands.

 

Also, there must be a mention somewhere for Mike Hooper. I'm actually a little too young to have seen an awful lot of him but you just knew we would lose when you saw his name on the teamsheet.

 

I remember going to Stoke as a kid, and watching Mike Hooper playing the game of his life and keeping is in the title race in '86.

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Shot? - Traore

Dribble? - Traore

Intelligence? - Traore

Vision/reading of the game? - Traore

Left foot? - Traore

Right foot? - Traore

Will to win? - Traore

Passing ability? - Traore

Defensive header? - Traore

Tackle? - Traore on his bad foot

Cross? - Traore

Free kick? - Riise

Penalty? - Owen

Save? - Traore

Command of his area? - James

Attacking header? - Traore

Trickery/skill? - Traore

First touch? - Traore

Pace? - Pellegrino

Strength? - Traore

Leadership/Attitude? - Traore

Engine/stamina? - Traore

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