Chelsea

[Einch]

Just now, Redder Lurtz said:

I'm struggling here. Trying to decide whether to guffaw or chortle.  

Wrong not to do both I would say

[Captain Turdseye]

Well, that chanting of Abramovich’s name during the applause for Ukraine looks a bit silly now. 

[Creator Supreme]

Close it down, Tories are good at stuff like that!

[JagSquared]

How likely is it that they could go bust? Chelsea and Everton disappearing in a single season, sounds scripted by a Liverpool fan. What’s next us winning the quadruple?   

[clangers]

2 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

How likely is it that they could go bust? Chelsea and Everton disappearing in a single season, sounds scripted by a Liverpool fan. What’s next us winning the quadruple?   

We'll find out whether Chelsea is really self-funding or still reliant on big handouts from Roman over the next few months. It's the latter so their cash cow has hopefully been cut off.

[El Rojo]

Fantastic news. 

[Mook]

A couple of weeks too late if you ask me.

 

Fuck them, they've always been horrible cunts.

[Scott_M]

So they can’t sell merchandise or tickets?

 

What if we get them in the CL?

 

I see they can spend £20k per away game. Be funny seeing them getting the Mega Bus to away games.

 

Shame they won’t be kicked out the league this season, null & void their results, we’d make 4 points back on City. 

[clangers]

Just reading the terms of the license. Doesn't this effectively put them operationally into something equivalent to administration?

[Em City]

This is too good.

 

James, Kante, Kovacivic - anyone of those would do nicely.

 

If we had Fabinho and Kante in the same midfield, we would concede about 4 goals a season.

[El Rojo]

Tuchel will surely hand in his resignation. Why would he want to be associated with this? It's not like he'll be short of job offers. 

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, Em City said:

This is too good.

 

James, Kante, Kovacivic - anyone of those would do nicely.

 

If we had Fabinho and Kante in the same midfield, we would concede about 4 goals a season.

They can't buy or sell players.

[Captain Turdseye]

11 minutes ago, clangers said:

We'll find out whether Chelsea is really self-funding or still reliant on big handouts from Roman over the next few months. It's the latter so their cash cow has hopefully been cut off.

It’s been reported loads over the last couple of weeks that he’s been propping them up to the tune of £80m a year. 

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

They can't buy or sell players.

Or give new contracts so Rudiger will 100% be off. 

[Grinch]

Hilarious 

[Stouffer]

Fuck off Chelsea FC

You haven't got any more money

Your next boss is gonna be Liz Truss

Going to aways on a MegaBus

[TD_LFC]

So the premier league has invoked the rule of two, Chelsea got Darth Plagueis'd.

 

 

[Em City]

12 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

They can't buy or sell players.

 

They'll have to eventually. Or maybe not and all those contracts will expire. Either way, it's going to be fun.

[Haan'sThunderbolt]

Not sure why it took so long -  I did wonder that the talk of selling Chelsea was a bit off; finally action has been taken.

[TD_LFC]

Just now, Em City said:

 

They'll have to eventually. Or maybe not and all those contracts will expire. Either way, it's going to be fun.

At the moment the sanctions go up to the 31st of May so there's a buffer for them but if the war and sanctions continue....

[Vincent Vega]

26 minutes ago, Mook said:

A couple of weeks too late if you ask me.

 

Fuck them, they've always been horrible cunts.

I wonder if blowing up a maternity hospital focused minds?

[tokyojoe]

How will it affect attendances at their away games? We could still get that lot in the CL.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Just imagine, if Chelsea go bust and Everton get relegated in the same season...

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, Vincent Vega said:

I wonder if blowing up a maternity hospital focused minds?

Tories considered it too quick and merciful to bomb kids when you could starve/freeze them over a longer period instead?

[Captain Turdseye]

Apparently the TV money next year would be paid out to them by the PL, but frozen by the government. 
 

This is potentially great. It’s taken a while, 20 years in fact, but it’s finally coming back to bite them on the arse.