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A song for Benayoun


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To the tune of Mountain Dew by the Dubliners

 

He'll beat a man or two

for Liverpool

and he scored at the Bernabau

So we'll sing this tune for Benayoun

Yossi Yossi Benayoun

 

Yossi Yossi Benayoun, Yossi Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Yossi Benayoun.

Yossi Yossi Benayoun, Yossi Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Yossi Benayoun.

 

 

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Yossi Benayoun

Takes 20 touches when one would do

He's not that great on the left

He's far better on the right

We're making him out to be some kind of legend

I mean, he's alright

 

Do do do do do

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Bored in work today, I put my master song writing skills to the test, I could only come up with words that could rhyme. To the tune of Love me do by the beatles, benyoun, jew, two, you, blue? kung fu, glue, etc. Surely someone can work something out.

 

I had stuff along the lines of

 

Yossi Benayoun,

Hes our super jew,

He'll score one past you,

Yossi-i-i-i, Benayoun

 

YouTube - Love me Do-The Beatles ' 62

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Saw the intro to this on the tv the other day and thought it could be funny... to the tune of spongebob squarepants

 

Ohh

 

Who plays near the mersey down by the sea

Yossi Benayoun!

Twisting and passing and shooting is he

Yossi Benayoun!

If Jewish trickery be something you wish

Yossi Benayoun!

Then flock on the Kop and sing as you wish

Yossi Benayoun!

 

Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Benayoun

 

Yossi Benayoun!

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Rep administered liberally for this thread

 

 

Saw the intro to this on the tv the other day and thought it could be funny... to the tune of spongebob squarepants

 

Ohh

 

Who plays near the mersey down by the sea

Yossi Benayoun!

Twisting and passing and shooting is he

Yossi Benayoun!

If Jewish trickery be something you wish

Yossi Benayoun!

Then flock on the Kop and sing as you wish

Yossi Benayoun!

 

Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Benayoun

Yossi Benayoun

 

Yossi Benayoun!

 

Except for this guy

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Jew to me you're everything

Shout Yossi Bennynoon and sing

Oh Yossi Oh Yossi

 

Yossi you pick up the crowd

And pick us up when times are down

Oh Yossi Oh Yossi.

 

 

That goes well with my Morientes Abba Fernando song (which was featured on the Offal).

Gayness personified.

 

Get in.

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To the tune of Let it Be

 

When we find ourselves in times of trouble

On the wing we want to see,

Skipping past the tackles, Yossi

And in our hour of darkness

He’ll create something with his mastery

Skipping past the tackles, Yossi

 

Benayoun, Benayou, Benayoun, Benayoun

Skipping past the tackels, Benayoun

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