Worst possible way too die?

[Scott_M]

Being eaten by a snake.

[sloth_frattelli]

Falling from a great height hasn't been mentioned yet. Taking the decision to jump from the Twin Towers over 100 storeys up must have been a grim way to go.

[Mel Wood]

Anything that sad but only gets you remembered in the papers as an embarrassing reasons.

 

A Brush With Death

 

Woman died after doctors failed to spot toilet brush in her buttocks

 

A mother died after doctors repeatedly failed to spot a toilet brush handle embedded in her buttock.

 

Published: 9:02AM BST 19 May 2010

 

Cindy Corton, 35, was left with the bizarre injury after a drunken fall in a friend's bathroom in 2005.

 

She was twice seen by hospital staff in the aftermath of the incident and an X-ray was carried out.

 

But an inquest heard it took Mrs Corton, of Sleaford, Lincolnshire, two years to convince doctors that the handle was lodged in flesh of her bottom.

 

By then what should have been a routine procedure to remove it had become much more dangerous.

 

After two unsuccessful operations in 2007, Mrs Corton underwent further, much riskier surgery and died from massive blood loss at Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre in June last year.

 

Recording a narrative verdict, coroner Stuart Fisher criticised Dr Killian Mbewe, who first examined Mrs Corton at Grantham hospital.

 

After the inquest, husband Peter Corton said: "Cindy got a very poor service from the NHS.

 

"I'm sure she would have got better treatment in foreign countries."

Does sound a bit bog standard, that service.

 

How fat have you got to be to lose a toilet brush handle in your buttock and it not to be immediately obvious when examined?

[Woo]

An innocent life just flushed down the drain. So sad.

[Mel Wood]

An innocent life just flushed down the drain. So sad.

 

Bloody NHS. The cistern has failed her.

[straight_red]

If only they'd acted sooner, it would have been nothing more than a brush with death.

[jamespp]

Ted was right, Buried alive

anyone read the book Dead Simple by Peter James? SPOILERS*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*its about a stag party prank, they bury their mate alive when hes drunk the night before his wedding but then they are killed in a car crash on the way back, its horrible

[Tom R]

Alone.

[Elmyn Noos]

Alone.

 

*weeps*

[sloth_frattelli]

Having both your achilles tendons sliced through so that you can't get up and run away, then your bollocks squashed (slowly) in a vice. Then having the flesh on your face melted back by a bunsen burner before having your internal organs removed one by one until your life comes to an end.

 

I'll come back with more when I've put a bit of thought into this...

[chris71]

Almost experienced a pretty bad way to die on the way home from work today. Work jumpers don't go well wrapping around your back wheel on a bend around 70ish!

 

Always check your backpack is done up kids!

 

[Mel Wood]

In Papillon (or possibly Banco) the locals used to stake people down over fire-ants nests, so that they'd be eaten alive over a period of days.

 

That'd be pretty low on my list.

[chrisbonnie]

having a broken leg and then getting eaten by a pack of Hyenas would be pretty shit

 

listening to them evil lockjawed cunts laughing as they rip your legs apart, bone and all :sniff:

[Stu Monty]

Dropping litter in Red Mist land and being caught.

 

Punishment awaits.

[Anny Road]

Remember a fella at the docks getting squashed by a 60 ton slab of polished marble.

He probably knew nothing about it but I would hate to have had to lift that slab and put him in a box with a shovel.

[Fugitive]

Being bummed to death in a swimming pool by Michael Barrymore who is dressed up as a female Dwarf Clown and saying 'Alwight, Alwight' repeatedly down your ear.

 

Wouldn't fancy that.

[Charles Penrose]

Almost experienced a pretty bad way to die on the way home from work today. Work jumpers don't go well wrapping around your back wheel on a bend around 70ish!

 

Always check your backpack is done up kids!

 

 

So how long have you worked for Fathers 4 Justice?

[Bellflower]

Being stuck in the Gwladys Street and unable to find an exit....................

[Welsh]

Having your eyes gouged out whilst being raped by a dildo, whilst being forced to listen to Karma Chameleon by The Culture Club.

 

Oh and not just any dildo but a purple one =/

[Guest davelfc]

Having your eyes gouged out whilst being raped by a dildo, whilst being forced to listen to Karma Chameleon by The Culture Club.

 

Oh and not just any dildo but a purple one =/

 

Did anyone else get a little turned on by reading that? No?

 

 

...neither did I.:whistle:

 

Having both your achilles tendons sliced through so that you can't get up and run away, then your bollocks squashed (slowly) in a vice. Then having the flesh on your face melted back by a bunsen burner before having your internal organs removed one by one until your life comes to an end.

 

I'll come back with more when I've put a bit of thought into this...

 

Well you stole the achilles tendons bit from 'Hostel' but you would be able to crawl away and pretty damned quick.

 

But I like the evil in your post. Did you kill small animals as a child?

Edited May 19, 2010 by davelfc

[Carvalho Diablo]

Mungephixiation.

[Guest davelfc]

Those Chinese don't fuck about. What about

 

Chinese Bamboo Torture is an ancient form of torture which utilises the natural properties of bamboo.

 

The victim is taken outside and either strung between two posts or trees or strapped to a base composed of widely separated slats. The aim is to have the victim suspended horizontally with access to his or her torso from below.

 

This takes place directly above a patch of young bamboo plants, a plant which is very strong and grows rapidly reaching staggering heights.

Hence as the victim lay suspended in mid air the bamboo would begin to grow towards them.

 

The pain and discomfort at being held in such an unnatural position for several days was in itself a bad experience. However the torturers would also cut the tips of the stems to ensure a sharp point as they grew towards the victim. When the bamboo reached the victims skin the real pain began as the sharp points dug in.

 

If the victim refused to cooperate at this point (or if the torturer was particularly sadistic) they were left there as the bamboo continued to grow. Owing to the incredible strength of the bamboo stem and the sharpness of the tip, the plant would on most occasions pierce the skin and continue to grow through the abdomen (and any other flesh in its way) eventually causing death.

[Mel Wood]

Having your eyes gouged out whilst being raped by a dildo, whilst being forced to listen to Karma Chameleon by The Culture Club.

Well I suppose 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?' would have been a moot question at that point.

[SammyAftershave]

 

...then he bummed me slowly to death....with no lube...in front of my Nan!

[Guest simon]

Isnt it supposed to be a Box Jelly fish sting.