Jonjo Shelvey

[Red Banjo]

He's bald is. he's alive

he'll tarmac yer drive.....

shelvey, shelvey......

 

Wow. You must be short of inspiration if thats the best you can come up with!

 

Haha!

 

And it doesn't rhyme at all.

 

Classic stuff. Gotta rep that

[silverlining]

Hope I'm not hijacking a thread but maybe its Plessis attitude change once he got in the first team that has put off Rafa from blooding the other youngsters. Doesn't want them taking their eye off the ball so to speak.

Besides if the rumour is to be believed you won't see much of Plessis for a while.

 

His attitude is only half of Plessis's problem.

The other half is that he's a fucking mong who can't play football.

[Original202]

Think the last time we pushed the boat out this far on a youngster was that Irish lad we bought off Millwall back in Evans era. What was his name again? Mark something?

 

Mark Kennedy - currently playing as a left back for Cardiff.

[John101]

Think the last time we pushed the boat out this far on a youngster was that Irish lad we bought off Millwall back in Evans era. What was his name again? Mark something?

 

Mark Kennedy.

 

I remember when we signed him, the Echo had a eadline like 'Liverpool sign Lion Mark'.

 

I then went outside for a game of footy with my mates, bagsying Leon Mark, Liverpools new wonderkid

[Mathewbet1]

He used to be a west ham fan jonjo jonjo

he used live in a carvan jonjo jono

his ma will read your palm for a pound jonjon jonjo

once a traveller now hes sound jon jo jon jo

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

GSj0DZ0Vcm8

 

 

Say you will, say you won't

Say you'll do what I don't

Say you're true, say to me... Shelvey.

 

 

No?

[OnizukaEikichi]

Done deal according to .tv

 

LFC sign England youth ace - Liverpool FC

[El Rojo]

He's bald is. he's alive

he'll tarmac yer drive.....

shelvey, shelvey......

 

I'm with you on the whole being glad that we've bought a living player thing.

 

He's red, he's sound,

He's not in a coffin six feet underground

Jonjo Shelvey, Johnjo Shelvey

[hamstrung]

Interesting that we reveal the fee on LFC.TV. Don't recall us doing that before, although that could just be me not paying attention.

[Pidge]

Jonjo shelvey, was a hammer

but he came to liverpool

bang bang jonjo score us a goal

and prove that you're a red.

 

ZD5hz8EnyaE

 

is my input.

[diamondjoe]

[Tom R]

To the Adams Family:

 

He looks like Martin Skrtle

His bellend's probably purple

The hair style of a turtle

His name's Jonjo Shelvey

de de de de *click click" de de de de *click click"

 

I'l think of something even shitter if you give me 5 minutes...

[The Acolyte]

Should get Gerrard to school this boy. Do you think his arrival will give Lucas a boot up the arse?

[The Acolyte]

His attitude is only half of Plessis's problem.

The other half is that he's a fucking mong who can't play football.

 

What about the handful of performances where he actually looked half decent?

Where's that gone?

[The Acolyte]

Mark Kennedy - currently playing as a left back for Cardiff.

 

Left back?!

Remember when we signed him, in my scrap book somewhere (yes I kept one back then, every LFC article) said he was the missing piece needed to shape us into a winning team. Pity he played like the Missing Link! Did he turn out to love the booze and gambling a bit too much or was that just a rumour?

[Guest TK-421]

Shelvey Shelvey

Shelvey boots of leather

[RedinSweden]

How can he bejoining us on 10th May? Charlton are in the playoffs. Is he not going to play in them?

[zigackly]

Hope this kid lives up to the hype.

[goatboy59]

Shelvey sing a song for you?

 

 

Awful, just awful.

[goatboy59]

Shelvey sing a song for you?

 

 

[jackofdk]

I find it most interesting that it's Purslow who comments on the offal. Ciao Rafa, I'd say.

[goatboy59]

I find it most interesting that it's Purslow who comments on the offal. Ciao Rafa, I'd say.

 

I thought that, but we do have a fairly big game coming up.

[jackofdk]

Not exactly time consuming to produce a few quotes for the press department about a newly signed talent, though.

 

I reckon Purslow and Dalglish are running the show for the future at the moment.

[Redder Lurtz]

How can he bejoining us on 10th May? Charlton are in the playoffs. Is he not going to play in them?

 

Because it's my birthday on May 10th. Rafa has bought Jonjo for me for my birthday.

[silverlining]

Jonjo! What the fuck kind of name is that?

Jonjo! He's an old-looking baldy twat!

Jonjo! Scores goals in any weather

Jonjo! Will sell you some lucky heather