NFL Discussion and Fantasy League thread

[Hand Shandy]

Surely it's fairly straightforward to write something into a contract that states if you're convicted of a criminal offence your contract will be terminated with immediate effect, with no further payment to be made from the club to the player.

 

If they aren't already doing it, they've only got themselves to blame really.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Marv Lewis completely shit the bed.

 

He saw Roethlisberger on the sideline and decided he needed a first down to kill the game off so he was going to run for it. 

 

At that point it should have just been quaterback sneaks or give it to a full back and try and keep the yardage loss at a minimum, let the Steelers burn their timeouts and wither kick the field goal and say go 80 yards on us or pin them deep with a pooch kick. But instead he sends out a RB fighting for yardage against a defence that strips  better than human trafficked Estonian birds.

 

Roethlisberger could not throw the ball 10 yards, his passes were lame ducks, almost like McCarron's passes without the glove (another fuck up...you could not figure out that throwing the ball when wet without a causes loopy quails dying flutter INTs???) and your defence has pretty much shut them down?  And that Jones lad they rolled...hahaha...where is Charlie Batch?

 

Soon as ol' Big Ben put his helmet on the game was done. 

 

And the second flag on Pacman was wrong...the Steelers coach on the field should have been flagged for going out there running his mouth. 

 

The hit by Burfect was vicious and pre-meditated. 

 

The hit by Shazier, whilst perhaps within the rules, should have been flagged as well as he lead with his helmet.

 

But it was way more entertaining than the earlier game. Andy Reid outfoxed that bumhole chin coach in Houston, fucking JJ Watt was missing the whole game and when they put him in to play QB I laughed and knew it would backfire. And they showed a shot on the sideline and the cunt was yucking it up....next play Cleveland native Hoyer throws a pick. Take the boy out of Cleveland but you can not take Cleveland out of the boy.

 

NP 2-0 on predictions.

 

However, the biggest winner is Denver. Antonio Brown doesn't know what year it is, Roethlisberger can only throw 10 yards and Tomlin will need to break out a parka for the Denver game.

[Lee909]

Fucking vikings

Useless bastard Walsh

[Nunavut Patrick]

Hahaha. Vikings....LACES OUT!

[The Midnight Rambler]

How the fuck can you drag it THAT wide. Sleep well lad.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Broken play, Petersen fumble and laces facing the kicker....

 

Fucking Seahawks...they were crap against the Packers last year until fourth quarter and that fucking numbskill Bostwick or whatver his name was that muffed the onside kick...one job you tit, you had one job...today crap and the idiot punter can't get the laces out...

[Arno]

Cursed.

Fuck it. I'm done with the Vikes and football in general

[RedKnight]

Called the fumble and the missed kick before they both happened. That's the luck of Seattle and the uselessness of the Vikings.

[Nunavut Patrick]

How the fuck can you drag it THAT wide. Sleep well lad.

LACES OUT!

 

The laces need to face the goalpost...the last one he hit he got lucky and got under the lacea but that one was further away...when you are in close like Walsh was you don't want to whack it just get it through and he hit it with laces facing him.

 

It's on the punter who is the holder...spin the ball and get the the laces out and it sails through...he either thought Walsh can hit it laces in or was chicken shit to spin it ans theow off the timing or because it was cold.

 

LACES OUT!!!!!!

[Lee909]

Its like Favre throwing to Tracy Porter all over again

[Nunavut Patrick]

Neko can maybe tell us aboot a similar chip shot field goal that would have eliminated the Seahawks.....

[Woo]

Bet Billy Cundiff is feeling mightily relieved right now, the useless cunt.

[TheHowieLama]

Surely it's fairly straightforward to write something into a contract that states if you're convicted of a criminal offence your contract will be terminated with immediate effect, with no further payment to be made from the club to the player.

 

If they aren't already doing it, they've only got themselves to blame really.

 

I am not sure you understand this game

[Nunavut Patrick]

Its like Favre throwing to Tracy Porter all over again

It's Bud Grant in the 1970's...

 

I think it's a toss up Seattle v Carolina...if Lynch plays could be the difference.

[TheHowieLama]

LACES OUT!

 

The laces need to face the goalpost...the last one he hit he got lucky and got under the lacea but that one was further away...when you are in close like Walsh was you don't want to whack it just get it through and he hit it with laces facing him.

 

It's on the punter who is the holder...spin the ball and get the the laces out and it sails through...he either thought Walsh can hit it laces in or was chicken shit to spin it ans theow off the timing or because it was cold.

 

LACES OUT!!!!!!

 

He should be able to kick a frozen watermelon through the uprights. Fellas have lost a spleen for the whole game while he is warming his ass on the heated bench.

[Bjornebye]

Anyone know when the Raiders are gonna be good again? No? Just want am excuse to stay up through the night on a sunday getting twatted pretending to whoop and holler.

[Nunavut Patrick]

He should be able to kick a frozen watermelon through the uprights. Fellas have lost a spleen for the whole game while he is warming his ass on the heated bench.

You could not pay me enough to be a kicker.

[Lee909]

Anyone know when the Raiders are gonna be good again? No? Just want am excuse to stay up through the night on a sunday getting twatted pretending to whoop and holler.

A long time

[TheHowieLama]

You could not pay me enough to be a kicker.

 

Yea they could

[Nunavut Patrick]

Yea they could

Told my missus that the only way white guys can get on the field is to be kickers.....

 

They are not even part of the team, they are off to the side kicking into that net thingy and looking all nervous.

[Bjornebye]

A long time

Fuck it she wouln't know anyway. Whens the super bowl

[Hand Shandy]

[Nunavut Patrick]

Fuck it she wouln't know anyway. Whens the super bowl

Feb 7th

 

Packers aint't going to be there....

[Hand Shandy]

Washington making the Packers look really poor.

[Hand Shandy]

Great drive from Rodgers to end the half. Wouldn't have thought that the Packers would be up at half time after that first quarter.