STARS IN THEIR EYES

[Hermes]

My mate Simon recently appeared on the show. Matthew Kelly introduced him and the conversation continued like this:

 

Matthew Kelly: Well Simon, I believe you have an amazing humanitarian story to tell us.

 

Simon: Yes Matthew. A few months ago I had a motorcycle accident and was told that I would have to have both of my legs amputated. My Uncle Jim offered to donate both of his legs for a transplant to enable me to walk.

 

Matthew Kelly: An amazing story Simon. So tell us, who are you going to be tonight?

 

Simon: Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be SIMON AND ARFUNKEL

[johnb]

Gun. Now. :yes:

[Remmie]

Don't get it. Probably a good thing though

[Hermes]

Remmie,

Half-Uncle?

 

The good jokes are those understood by the intelligent among us.

[Lee909]

Fucking hell. 

 

Being a cunt I'd love to see the reaction if that was done over here though. 

 

What the fuck where they thinking 

[cloggypop]

I once met Matthew Kelly while walking up Ben Nevis. He seemed alright. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

I once met Matthew Kelly while walking up Ben Nevis. He seemed alright. 

If you didn't say "tonight Matthew I'm gonna be...." then quite frankly I'm washing my hands with you. 

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

I once met Matthew Kelly while walking up Ben Nevis.

 

Sounds uncomfortable for Ben.

 

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Fucking hell. 

 

Being a cunt I'd love to see the reaction if that was done over here though. 

 

What the fuck where they thinking 

 

It would be unmissable car crash TV. 

[Trumo]

6 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Fucking hell. 

 

Being a cunt I'd love to see the reaction if that was done over here though. 

 

What the fuck where they thinking 

 

So would Stevie Wonder.

 

The comments in that link say it was filmed in 2013!

[Mook]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

 

[Mook]

 

 

[KMD7]

18 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

 

Ha ha ha. Worst ever moonwalk at 58 seconds

[Strontium]

On 21/07/2019 at 22:25, Mook said:

 

 

 

I see that and raise you: