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Fuck it, I'd even get the milk out the fridge for her.

 

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But if Keegan, was to get too big for her boots..... grab the bottle of milk, and throw it back in my face, emptying the bottle over my unconscious body as she screams hysterically about full fat milk, all the time while my mates are sitting in the lounge, watching a bit if Clarkson and the boys racing mini's, who are now looking over, pointing and laughing at my embarrasment, while Keegan flicks her beautiful hair back.....

.....well I should should say "OI, KEEGAN..... NOOOOOOO!

WE DON'T DRINK FULL FAT MILK IN MY HOUSE, AND WE NEVER WILL, YOU KNOW IT'S A STRICTLY SEMI SKIMMED MILK GAFF, AND YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT ME WEIGHT!!

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