Wasps

[cloggypop]

Responsible for Donald Trump. 

[The Golden Eel]

I got stung by a bee the other day. 

 

£50 for a jar of honey. 

[Tony Moanero]

Had 6 of the horrible little bastards in the bedroom at the same time the other day. 2am in the morning and I’m trying to twat them with a rolled up copy of Retro Gamer magazine. Got stung by one 3 years ago and had a bad reaction to it. Shit scared of them now.

[Elite]

31 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Had 6 of the horrible little bastards in the bedroom at the same time the other day. 2am in the morning and I’m trying to twat them with a rolled up copy of Retro Gamer magazine. Got stung by one 3 years ago and had a bad reaction to it. Shit scared of them now.

Sure you've not got a nest nearby, 6 is a lot at once.

[Pureblood]

25 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Had 6 of the horrible little bastards in the bedroom at the same time the other day. 2am in the morning and I’m trying to twat them with a rolled up copy of Retro Gamer magazine. Got stung by one 3 years ago and had a bad reaction to it. Shit scared of them now.

You should have used Zzap.

[cloggypop]

34 minutes ago, TK421 said:

You should have used Crash.

Corrected. 

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Corrected. 

Haha monochrome graphics.

[cloggypop]

I moved over here from a house in L8. I was on the top floor and there was a wasp nest in the beams. Could hear the fuckers buzzing around while going asleep underneath them. It's pretty much 50/50 them or better weed that made me leave. 

 

Well that and the disappointment of Tony Blair anyway. 

[cloggypop]

3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Haha monochrome graphics.

Speccy>C64

[Tony Moanero]

35 minutes ago, Elite said:

Sure you've not got a nest nearby, 6 is a lot at once.

Yeah, does seem a lot. Had four the following day and the odd one or two since. Doesn’t seem to be a nest, though. Had a nest in the garden some years ago. We didn’t know it was there, then suddenly it all kicked off. Tens of dozens of the bastards. Had to call pest control. Was the day we appointed Brendan Rodgers.

[Elite]

23 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Yeah, does seem a lot. Had four the following day and the odd one or two since. Doesn’t seem to be a nest, though. Had a nest in the garden some years ago. We didn’t know it was there, then suddenly it all kicked off. Tens of dozens of the bastards. Had to call pest control. Was the day we appointed Brendan Rodgers.

Coincidence or not, I'm not sure 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Had 6 of the horrible little bastards in the bedroom at the same time the other day. 2am in the morning and I’m trying to twat them with a rolled up copy of Retro Gamer magazine. Got stung by one 3 years ago and had a bad reaction to it. Shit scared of them now.

Use an Eagle comic. They won't be back. 

[Trumo]

37 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Yeah, does seem a lot. Had four the following day and the odd one or two since. Doesn’t seem to be a nest, though. Had a nest in the garden some years ago. We didn’t know it was there, then suddenly it all kicked off. Tens of dozens of the bastards. Had to call pest control. Was the day we appointed Brendan Rodgers.

 

Would have needed more than 3 envelopes.

 

[Pureblood]

49 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Speccy>C64

Well, let's take a look shall we:-

 

Graphics - C64 wins

Sound - don't make me laugh

Games library - Speccie wins but the C64 was still well represented here

Lack of rubber keys - C64 wins

[cloggypop]

11 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Well, let's take a look shall we:-

 

Graphics - C64 wins

Sound - don't make me laugh

Games library - Speccie wins but the C64 was still well represented here

Lack of rubber keys - C64 wins

Matthew Smith > Jeff Minter

 

You probably wore Pony trabs

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

I’d do more than sting you if I was just lying there, sunbathing, and some big galoot came and stood on me.

I fear you would meet the same fate as the bee. Although I suspect the resulting corpse would be slightly harder to dispose of.

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Matthew Smith > Jeff Minter

Never heard of the cunt.

 

Andrew Braybrook

Bitmap Brothers

Sensible Software

[cloggypop]

Just now, TK421 said:

Never heard of the cunt.

 

Andrew Braybrook

Bitmap Brothers

Sensible Software

Yeah the Amiga was boss. No argument there. 

[Pureblood]

Just now, cloggypop said:

Yeah the Amiga was boss. No argument there. 

I had an Amiga but it was stolen by two guys driving a pick-up truck when I took it to computer club.  That was a bad day.

[cloggypop]

28 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I had an Amiga but it was stolen by two guys driving a pick-up truck when I took it to computer club.  That was a bad day.

Ah mate. Bad day indeed. 

[Mendoza]

 

[cloggypop]

Anyway, there's only one way to get this wasp thread back on track 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

C64 beats every computer bar the SNES, Megadrive and PS1 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

C64 beats every computer bar the SNES, Megadrive and PS1 

Top 5 C64 games?

[Tony Moanero]

In no particular order

 

Impossible Mission

California Games

Ikari Warriors

Daley Thompson’s Decathlon

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom