Wasps

[Paul]

Must be ten years since I even saw a wasp here. Possibly that's because word's gone around the wasp world about what I can do with a cigarette lighter and a can of WD40 though.

 

Fuckin' A, brother.

[Paul]

Bad year for wasps in my neck of the woods as well. Rotten little fuckers.

 

Grew up with a big apple tree in the back yard. A half-rotted apple can hold a half dozen' date=' easily. And they all die when you stomp on them.

 

I generally live and let live--but not with those little bastards.[/quote']

 

And again.

[PestiRed]

Fucking wasps, kill one and two more come to see what's going on. It's a vicious circle nightmare invasion of striped bastards on our balcony this weekend

[withnail71]

nasty, vindictive little yellow and black cunts. The most pointless creature on the planet. What do they offer ? Fuck all, thats what ! They exist simply to annoy and inflict pain.bastards.

[piscinin]

Try stomping on this one:

 

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[Jairzinho]

Kill it with fire.

 

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[General Dryness]

Just got stung on the toe by a bee. Dozy cunt was sitting in the grass in my back garden.

 

Haven't been stung since I was a kid, I'd forgotten how painful it is. Ow y'bastard. Bit of Bepanthen cream seems to be sorting it though.

[Bjornebye]

Just got stung on the toe by a bee. Dozy cunt was sitting in the grass in my back garden.

 

Haven't been stung since I was a kid, I'd forgotten how painful it is. Ow y'bastard. Bit of Bepanthen cream seems to be sorting it though.

 

The fucks that got to do with wasps? 

[Alan Sex]

Just got stung on the toe by a bee. Dozy cunt was sitting in the grass in my back garden.

 

Haven't been stung since I was a kid, I'd forgotten how painful it is. Ow y'bastard. Bit of Bepanthen cream seems to be sorting it though.

Feel sorry for the bee too. Buggers gonna die of bee aids now.

[Alan Sex]

The fucks that got to do with wasps?

 

You think the General is a black man?

[General Dryness]

The fucks that got to do with wasps? 

 

What the fuck have you got to do with not being bent?

 

I wasn't starting a new thread to talk about a fucking bee sting, and I couldn't find a bee thread. This one will do as a catch all for black and yellow stinging insects.

[General Dryness]

Feel sorry for the bee too. Buggers gonna die of bee aids now.

 

The bee syphilis will get him first.

[Bjornebye]

What the fuck have you got to do with not being bent?

 

I wasn't starting a new thread to talk about a fucking bee sting, and I couldn't find a bee thread. This one will do as a catch all for black and yellow stinging insects.

 

hahahaha classroom insults. 

 

im glad it stung you 

[s(k)aturation]

When I was a kid, I remember another kid getting stung to shite on his lips, by one that had flown inside his can of coke.

Nasty little shits, wasps. Hated them.

[General Dryness]

hahahaha classroom insults. 

 

im glad it stung you 

 

It only stung me because it couldn't find you, gland.

[Bjornebye]

haha

 

 

I remember when i was a kid getting stung on the head and finger at the same time when i was looking for conkers. the one on my finger fucking killed 

[jonnybastard]

My mate once snatched one out of the air, ninja style, in the middle of the school yard. It was actually quite impressive. And funny as fuck when he started screaming.

[Sugar Ape]

I’m not arsed about wasps, they don’t bother me, I just ignore them and they go away. Doesn’t bother me if they land on me. Never been stung by one. 

 

Out before in Farmer Teds which is bad enough anyway with loads of kids running around screaming and one of the people we were with had a fit every time one went near them. Jumping up and down, flapping their arms, no wonder the fucker wants to sting you. Have a bit of dignity. 

[TheBitch]

Yeah I’m the same, they’re pointless cunts and mildly irritating when they’re trying to rob your ale, but I just don’t get the running away screaming twats. 

[Atticus Finch]

They seem to be getting bigger just lately and a lot angrier. Buzzy bastards

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd take them over blue bottles. I swear to god blue bottles make that much noise on purpose through their mouths to piss people off. Crawl to the edge of the open window and then turn around and go back the other way... You fucking arsehole.

[Bjornebye]

28 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'd take them over blue bottles. I swear to god blue bottles make that much noise on purpose through their mouths to piss people off. Crawl to the edge of the open window and then turn around and go back the other way... You fucking arsehole.

Same. Had the back door open loads the last few weeks and the biggest of the lot keep flying in and whizzing round the room sounding like my BMX did when I used to crush a can of coke over the wheel so it sounded like a motorbike. 

[Trumo]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Same. Had the back door open loads the last few weeks and the biggest of the lot keep flying in and whizzing round the room sounding like my BMX did when I used to crush a can of coke over the wheel so it sounded like a motorbike. 

 

Reliving your navy days?

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Reliving your navy days?

 

 

[Anubis]

On 27/12/2013 at 21:53, General Dryness said:

Just got stung on the toe by a bee. Dozy cunt was sitting in the grass in my back garden.

 

Haven't been stung since I was a kid, I'd forgotten how painful it is. Ow y'bastard. Bit of Bepanthen cream seems to be sorting it though.

 

I’d do more than sting you if I was just lying there, sunbathing, and some big galoot came and stood on me.