Football opinion amnesty thread

[ZonkoVille77]

Harry Kane is a world class helmet.

[VladimirIlyich]

Harry Kane is a world class helmet.

Not amnesty material at all.

[Aventus]

Not amnesty material at all.

Depends on whether he means Kane is a footballer who is world class at being a helmet, or he's a world class footballer who is also a helmet.

 

I'd say the latter is amnesty.

[deiseach]

It was a penalty.

[Bamo]

It was a penalty.

Oh no it wasn't!

[VladimirIlyich]

I have not seen the incident properly myself but the five minutes taken to give it means it shouldn't have been given. It's FIFA's latest shiny new toy and will probably be dumped, in its current form at least,very soon.

[Rorschach08]

The additional lyrics to Poor Scouser Tommy annoy me.

 

How would a fella who got shot and killed in WWII know about Ian Rush scoring 4 goals against Everton in 1982, are we supposed to believe he's some kind of prophet?

 

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[deiseach]

The additional lyrics to Poor Scouser Tommy annoy me.

 

How would a fella who got shot and killed in WWII know about Ian Rush scoring 4 goals against Everton in 1982, are we supposed to believe he's some kind of prophet?

 

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Well, he sings "we've won the the Cup, we've been to Europe too", so why would his powers of prognostication only go up to 1964/5?

[Hades]

I quite like the latter-day Mourinho character. Being crap and no longer a threat turns him from an obnoxious toad into a sad clown. Also helps he hates modern footballers.

[Harry Squatter]

I think Mourinho enjoys being the pantomime villain. 

 

I can imagine him doing a show at Bournemouth pier and wanking on a Web cam like Leslie Grantham.

[Biscao]

I think Pogba has the ability to be the best midfielder in the world.

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, Biscao said:

I think Pogba has the ability to be the best midfielder in the world.

Ability is the horse,attitude is the jockey.

[dave u]

15 hours ago, Hades said:

I quite like the latter-day Mourinho character. Being crap and no longer a threat turns him from an obnoxious toad into a sad clown. Also helps he hates modern footballers.

I broadly agree with that.

 

Seeing him on Keys & Gray just didn't seem right. As much as I can't stand the fella, he should be above that type of thing. He's not Pardew or Allardyce, why is he lowering himself to appearing with those two prehistoric whoppers?

[dave u]

15 hours ago, Biscao said:

I think Pogba has the ability to be the best midfielder in the world.

As bad a take as I've ever seen. Good job it's in the amnesty thread and I can't neg.

[El Rojo]

I'm still sorry we never signed Lee Cattermole at some stage.

[Biscao]

48 minutes ago, dave u said:

As bad a take as I've ever seen. Good job it's in the amnesty thread and I can't neg.

Just shows what you know about football.

 

I'm also known as the guy who thought Marcovic would come good eventually (and I still haven't lost hope!).

[Biscao]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Ability is the horse,attitude is the jockey.

That might be an issue, indeed.

[Boss]

I like Mourinho as a pundit. He doesn't talk in cliches or state the obvious like all the other talking heads, his opinions are often insightful and, dare I say it, thought provoking.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I can't believe. I just can't.  I've heard all the anfield wrap stuff of "Youre doing it wrong" if you're not enjoying this it's not for you. Well I ain't enjoying it, I feel worse when we can actually win shit than when we can't which is fucked up.

 

I think it's mostly because I hate the smug fucking faces of other fans.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I can't believe. I just can't.  I've heard all the anfield wrap stuff of "Youre doing it wrong" if you're not enjoying this it's not for you. Well I ain't enjoying it, I feel worse when we can actually win shit than when we can't which is fucked up.

 

I think it's mostly because I hate the smug fucking faces of other fans.

 

 

 

Once we've won the league it'll be enjoyable. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Once we've won the league it'll be enjoyable. 

 

 

Are you trying to fucking jinx it you cunting turncoat 

[magicrat]

I like Garth Crooks on the basis that he is so bonkers he becomes interesting. Most of the other fuckers should be shot; Merson first.

[joe_fishfish]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I can't believe. I just can't.  I've heard all the anfield wrap stuff of "Youre doing it wrong" if you're not enjoying this it's not for you. Well I ain't enjoying it, I feel worse when we can actually win shit than when we can't which is fucked up.

 

I think it's mostly because I hate the smug fucking faces of other fans.

 

 

 

I feel like this too.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I can't believe. I just can't.  I've heard all the anfield wrap stuff of "Youre doing it wrong" if you're not enjoying this it's not for you. Well I ain't enjoying it, I feel worse when we can actually win shit than when we can't which is fucked up.

 

I think it's mostly because I hate the smug fucking faces of other fans.

 

 

“You’re doing it wrong”

 

What a load of bollocks!

 

 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Are you trying to fucking jinx it you cunting turncoat 

We're going to win the league.