The jelly bits in spunk.

[Spy Bee]

Premature jelly babies?

[She Knows It]

I am familiar with this phenomenon. My boys' dad's stuff was like poorly mixed wallpaper paste, with big white lumps in it. Instead of getting runnier, it would almost turn to stone on contact with air.

[Guest TK-421]

I am not familiar with this phenomenon.

[She Knows It]

I am not familiar with this phenomenon.

 

You haven't lived.

[Ben]

My Spunk Has jelly in it too.

 

 

That takes me back, I had some spunk in Denmark, they also do a Vodka drink, which is liquorice flavour and naturally I bought a bottle. I loved asking people if they wanted to drink my spunk, they were often surprised by the colour (jet black) although being Danish liquorice it was extremely salty.

 

As for the original topic, no jelly in my man paste, admittedly I don't roll it in my fingers to check for it's consistency, I normally just wipe it on the curtains and leave through the open window I came in by.

[Simbo]

Either you're gay or your boyfriend is.

 

 

 

 

Simbo, our friend rb14 is gay. How did you not get that from his response?

 

Fool (or in the closet).

 

To be honest having read his post I just assumed it was a girl replying. After browsing his profile I was still a little confused for a while. There were some messages starting with 'hey honey' and ending with kisses. Then there were a few more starting with 'Hello Rog'....that was the give away.

 

Anyway he's offered to suck my cock and im never one to turn down a free blowie.

 

PM me, Rog ;) *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Dont.

[rb14]

Erm excuse me. Unless I'm very much mistaken, I said I might do you if you're cute and look like Malarkey. I don't gobble just anyone you know. I do have standards.

[RedinSweden]

Erm excuse me. Unless I'm very much mistaken, I said I might do you if you're cute and look like Malarkey. I don't gobble just anyone you know. I do have standards.

 

Yeah, right.

[Duncan Clench]

I have to admit that on occasion, when I'm wiping my spooge off my girlfriend's tits (I'm a gent, I know), I have seen the phenomenon that is jelly bits in my gunk. I assume it's normal but when I die from a poisoned cock please learn your lesson and go to the docs about it.

 

I always thought that my sperms just like each other a lot and have gang-bangs on their way out.

[The Acolyte]

You need to drink more water mate.

[Duncan Clench]

True. But there is water in beer, so I'm taking that route for now.

[Alan Sex]

I want to spunk in an ice cube tray, freeze it, and put my spunksicles in peoples' drinks at parties.

[thechap]

I wouldn't worry aboot it - Sexual Health - Men Forum - Gel-like Sperm

 

Unless of course you are 'youngandconfused' masquerading as a TLWite? In which case you've already read the answer to the question you posed...

[Red Banjo]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I want to spunk in an ice cube tray, freeze it, and put my spunksicles in peoples' drinks at parties.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Brilliant.

 

 

 

 

Remind me never to accept a party invite from Mr Sex

[god knows]

I want to spunk in an ice cube tray, freeze it, and put my spunksicles in peoples' drinks at parties.

 

Now that would be a 'Cock Tale'!(see what I did there?)