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Nothing wrong with you you big girls blouse

 

Dr Walton Park

 

Simbo has been looking for you all of his life.

 

 

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I know *exactly* what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with your population paste. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me.

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I have got some manners.

 

How else am I meant to serve it to guests? Let them slurp it straight off the table?

 

Someone needs some etiquette lessons......

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You're wanking too much..or not enough. I forget which.

 

I wouldn't say mine is like jelly, but it does seem rather thick in texture. And not exactly white either.

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You're wanking too much..or not enough. I forget which.

 

I wouldn't say mine is like jelly, but it does seem rather thick in texture. And not exactly white either.

 

Freak!

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So your swimmers are in jelly, rather than the normal stuff? You could market them as the world's smallest jellied eels and sell it to tiny cockneys.

 

Repped

 

Does it taste funny?

 

Tried to Rep...it's the thought that counts.

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I might be prepared to admit to licking the pink lollipop from time-to-time. On the odd occasion I've done it, I've only once noticed a jelly-like bit of emission but then again, I usually have the cock shoved so far in my gob I just swallow the whole load of spunk so I don't get much of a chance to examine it in detail.

 

Does this help?

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I might be prepared to admit to licking the pink lollipop from time-to-time. On the odd occasion I've done it, I've only once noticed a jelly-like bit of emission but then again, I usually have the cock shoved so far in my gob I just swallow the whole load of spunk so I don't get much of a chance to examine it in detail.

 

Does this help?

 

I can't speak for anyone else but it certainly helped me, I was just debating what to have for lunch and whether I could actually be bothered to make anything but you've just put me off it.

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I might be prepared to admit to licking the pink lollipop from time-to-time. On the odd occasion I've done it, I've only once noticed a jelly-like bit of emission but then again, I usually have the cock shoved so far in my gob I just swallow the whole load of spunk so I don't get much of a chance to examine it in detail.

 

Does this help?

 

Errrmmm not really.

 

Im not entirely sure I believe your love for the 'pink lollipop'. We need some sort of proof.....

 

....pictures perhaps?!

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Errrmmm not really.

 

Im not entirely sure I believe your love for the 'pink lollipop'. We need some sort of proof.....

 

....pictures perhaps?!

What? Of me licking my own, or someone else's?

 

If you're cute and look like Malarkey, I might let you take a few pix whilst I'm doing yours?

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Errrmmm not really.

 

Im not entirely sure I believe your love for the 'pink lollipop'. We need some sort of proof.....

 

....pictures perhaps?!

 

 

I'm sure it does help to an extent. Next time you're getting a gum job, make sure you're rammed in to the hilt when you blow you hot, white coconuts fresh from your veiny love-tree. They'll never notice.

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My Spunk Has jelly in it too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Is that the same shit Clarkson tried using to keep himself awake when driving the SLR McLaren to Oslo? (about 6:20 onwards)

 

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I might be prepared to admit to licking the pink lollipop from time-to-time. On the odd occasion I've done it, I've only once noticed a jelly-like bit of emission but then again, I usually have the cock shoved so far in my gob I just swallow the whole load of spunk so I don't get much of a chance to examine it in detail.

 

Does this help?

 

Either you're gay or your boyfriend is.

 

 

Errrmmm not really.

 

Im not entirely sure I believe your love for the 'pink lollipop'. We need some sort of proof.....

 

....pictures perhaps?!

 

Simbo, our friend rb14 is gay. How did you not get that from his response?

 

Fool (or in the closet).

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