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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

That is fucking brilliant.

 

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but don't Bitters harp on about how they're true scousers and we're supported by foreigners etc etc?

 

You can't really get more foreign than a bunch of Kiwis doing a Haka on the pitch at Woodison.

 

Pot..............Kettle.................Black?

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Seriously, being in charge of Marketing for that shower of shit has got to be the easiest job in the world. Fail after fail, after fail.

 

Whoever it is must be a red. He must have been at work, hatching a plan.

 

Everton's Red Marketing Man: 'Right, Bill, I've got a great idea for a new away shirt and I know just how to promote it...'

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The season ticket advert underneath that story.. A bloke looking like he's on the vinegar strokes with a white splash all over his mush.

 

Hmmm.. Dodgy.

 

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The genie appeared from the lamp and said "I, the genie of the lamp, grant you Tim Howard one wish".

 

Tim Howard replied "Fucking cum head!"

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

That is fucking brilliant.

 

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but don't Bitters harp on about how they're true scousers and we're supported by foreigners etc etc?

 

You can't really get more foreign than a bunch of Kiwis doing a Haka on the pitch at Woodison.

 

Pot..............Kettle.................Black?

 

They're obviously from the Maori district of County Road.

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They are the gift that keeps on giving. Superb stuff, particularly that GIF.

 

I drove past Woodison this morning and saw all the balloons. In addition to those on two legs, they had some of the pink and black air-filled type as well. I also noticed their billboards are advertising tickets on sale for the Arsenal game. I mean, if you can't sell out for a game like Arsenal....

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