The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[Joe Le Taxi]

I've tried and failed three times to watch it through to the end, pretentious horseshit, like watching the Scat Man talking to himself in the mirror.

 

I think both Megan Fox and Millie Clode are vastly overrated.

 

Seriously?

[manwiththestick]

When i lived at home there was a fit bird who lived across the road who was about 4 years older than me, she was really lovely and always let on and i liked her. Anyway one night i was coming home pissed from the pub and noticed she had left her drivers side window of her car slightly open and for reasons unknown i proceeded to piss through the gap all over her seat. All i felt next day was shame.

[Steve Holt]

When i lived at home there was a fit bird who lived across the road who was about 4 years older than me, she was really lovely and always let on and i liked her. Anyway one night i was coming home pissed from the pub and noticed she had left her drivers side window of her car slightly open and for reasons unknown i proceeded to piss through the gap all over her seat. All i felt next day was shame.

 

Thats got to be the stupidest thing I have ever read :D

 

"for reasons unknown" was invented for things like this :D

[RedinSweden]

Oh and believe it or not, i have actually broken several vibrators.

 

As if that is going to get you abuse on here.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Lately, i have been watching Big Brother.

 

Lately I have had the strangest feeling, it's not that strange actually, it's one of complete and utter hatred, for you.

 

I wanted to be like Pacey.

 

And ironically enough by posting that, you now are.

 

I like westlife

 

weird, I like punching people in the face, coincidence or what ??

 

I just came back from Amsterdam. I didn't fuck a hooker or smoke any weed.

 

Shit Negro, and I thought you'd dig it the most.

 

I have two pairs of wank boxies, one in my student gaff, one back home. The one in my student gaff, which I brought up from home when I started, has about 7 years worth of smeg encrusted in to it. They are/where a pair of M&S white bockos with "Happy Christmas" red lettering accross the front and back. They are now yellow, and smell worryingly like shortbread biscuits. My other pair, which I have been working on for about a year, where acquired in Flares on Slater Street for a price of roughly £4. They are not technically boxies, more XXXXL briefs. I last used them last night, enjoying the delights of Jessica on Babestation. I do not wear either pair, just use them to wipe away my spunk. Both are hidden discreatly underneath bedside tables.

 

Get out.

 

 

 

 

I cried at Marley & Me

 

I actually don't have a problem with this you sad pathetic excuse for a man.

 

I hate the taste of EVERY lager/beer/ale/bitter. I hate it when I can taste alcohol at all, so if I drink it will invariably involve copious amounts of fruit flavoured juices to dilute the fucking disgusting chemical taste.

 

Prefer your drinks a bit creamier do you ay ??

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I have the Gummi Bears theme tune on my ipod.

 

I'd expect nothing less you freakin' nerd, oh and furthermore Jules, wearing a Batman T shirt under you shirt DOES NOT MAKE YOU BATMAN.

[Section_31]

I prefer Dennis Leary to Bill Hicks, whether he copies his material or not.

[Steve Holt]

I prefer genital self-mutilation to Dennis Leary.

[alles ist gut]

I prefer genital self-mutilation to Dennis Leary.

 

Pics, or it didn't happen.

[Steve Holt]

Pics, or it didn't happen.

 

It didn't happen.

[Markmywords]

I like to knock one out wearing my sisters underwear wearing a home made Nando mask while watching myself in a full length mirror.

 

you're making me wish i had a sister...

[Rex Banner]

I feel like a better person after reading this thread.

[Hooch]

Randy's post inspired me to use my old wank sock last night.

 

Cheers Andy, you sick man.

[Remmie]

Heheh Zeke, my man in Amsterdam.

[The Acolyte]

Oh and believe it or not, i have actually broken several vibrators.

 

Broken?

Sure you didn't lose them?!

[RedKnight]

I'd expect nothing less you freakin' nerd, oh and furthermore Jules, wearing a Batman T shirt under you shirt DOES NOT MAKE YOU BATMAN.

 

What about my Green Lantern T shirt?

[grazywalker]

I know all the words to Ant Rap and all dance moves to young guns "go for it"

[Guest simon]

I love Dragon Ball Z and before i fucked my comp up i had every single episode and movie.

[Melchett]

I love Dragon Ball Z and before i fucked my comp up i had every single episode and movie.

 

You sick sick freak.

[Redder Lurtz]

I quite like some of Lily Allen's stuff.

[odris]

I find Taylor Swift soothes me.

[Mendoza]

I prefer tights to stockings.

 

Stockings tend to chafe my thighs.

[Remmie]

I prefer tights to stockings.

 

Stockings tend to chafe my thighs.

Sexy underwear, stockings and suspenders don't really do it for me, what's underneath does.

[Crazyhorse7778]

Not sure if this is worthy of abuse, but I prefer The Sopranos to The Wire.

[ATXRED]

I turned down the opportunity to have a threesome with 2 stunning Korean girls.