The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[lifetime fan]

The film, or did you walk into a public lavvy after dark?

 

The film.

[Bjornebye]

Here’s one that’ll get abuse...

 

I cried watching An Officer and a Gentleman.

 

 

And? 

[Total Longo]

Never watched The Goonies as a child.

 

Tried to sit through it a few years ago and found it a load of noisy bollocks.  Barely made 20 minutes.

 

Similar story, although i made it through to the end. I still reckon i wouldn't have been impressed with it as a kid either. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I will literally drink any lager, I just don't care as long as it gets me pissed, there's some I prefer but by and large I just don't care, it baffles me how people look down their noses at people who drink Carling, why do you even care ??

[Vincent Vega]

And?

Sausages, plants and goldfish.

[Remmie]

I will literally drink any lager, I just don't care as long as it gets me pissed, there's some I prefer but by and large I just don't care, it baffles me how people look down their noses at people who drink Carling, why do you even care ??

Does Carling get you pissed?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Does Carling get you pissed?

 

 

I don't know , never drank the fucking dish water.

[Dr Nowt]

Similar story, although i made it through to the end. I still reckon i wouldn't have been impressed with it as a kid either. 

 

Same.

[A Red]

I will literally drink any lager, I just don't care as long as it gets me pissed, there's some I prefer but by and large I just don't care, it baffles me how people look down their noses at people who drink Carling, why do you even care ??

Yep and me and that includes Carling

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just to answer Remmie, if I drank enough of any lager it would get me pissed, would it not ?? obviously i'd need spirits to take me to that special place. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I like a cold Fosters or a cold Carling. I don't drink it to get pissed.

[Mook]

I've been pissed on Carling before, 7 or 8 fairly quick pints would do it for me.

 

Can't stand the snobbery either, it's beyond tedious. Drink whatever you want at whatever pace you want & mind your own fucking business.

[Bjornebye]

Sausages, plants and goldfish.

 

 

charcoal petrol and vipers lad 

[sir roger]

I can drink and enjoy any lager as long as it is cold , and wouldn't feel it was any of my business what others drank , but of preference I am not as keen on Grolsch and Becks.

[Bjornebye]

I can drink and enjoy any lager as long as it is cold , and wouldn't feel it was any of my business what others drank , but of preference I am not as keen on Grolsch and Becks.

 

 

both stink of weed if you ask me. and tuborg

[Elysian Red]

both stink of weed if you ask me. and tuborg

Hops are related to the cannabis plant, but this is usually down to sunlight exposure through the green bottles reacting with the hops. I get it from Becks and Grolsch so don’t bother with them

[Elite]

Becks is equally as bland as it's footballer namesake.

[Guest]

I've been pissed on Carling before, 7 or 8 fairly quick pints would do it for me.

 

Can't stand the snobbery either, it's beyond tedious. Drink whatever you want at whatever pace you want & mind your own fucking business.

I'd like to buy you a drink. A carling or a fosters?

[ZonkoVille77]

I've been pissed on Carling before, 7 or 8 fairly quick pints would do it for me.

 

Can't stand the snobbery either, it's beyond tedious. Drink whatever you want at whatever pace you want & mind your own fucking business.

I bet you pour it into your hoop too, don't ye?

Fuckin deviant.

[Tony Moanero]

I've been pissed on Carling before, 7 or 8 fairly quick pints would do it for me.

Can't stand the snobbery either, it's beyond tedious. Drink whatever you want at whatever pace you want & mind your own fucking business.

What is the abv of Carling? I used to drink a beer called Rudgate Ruby Mild, which is about 4%, and used to get pissed on it. You can get drunk on any alcoholic beverage if you drink enough of it.

 

I used to attend Real Ale festivals. I loved the variety of beers but stopped going to them, as the Real Ale snobs used to bore me to tears. I drank the stuff as I enjoyed it and preferred it to lager, but didn’t want to sit there all afternoon discussing it.

[sir roger]

According to abv the likes of Corona are stronger than Kronenbourg . but I find that Kronenbourg is loony juice whereas I can drink Corona all night.

[Mook]

What is the abv of Carling? I used to drink a beer called Rudgate Ruby Mild, which is about 4%, and used to get pissed on it. You can get drunk on any alcoholic beverage if you drink enough of it.

I used to attend Real Ale festivals. I loved the variety of beers but stopped going to them, as the Real Ale snobs used to bore me to tears.

 

I'm not actually sure about the strength of Carling, the only time I drink it is when I'm down in Liverpool, I generally drink Tennents up here which is 4%.

 

I drink fast & I'm a bit of a lightweight so drinking Estrella or something I would be absolutely buckled after 8 or 9 pints.

 

I'm not bothered by people who are into their real ale, it's the people who look down their nose at you in the boozer for ordering a cheap pint of lager who piss me off.

[lifetime fan]

Bumped into an ex this afternoon and remembered I agreed to go to salsa dancing classes with her.

[RedKnight]

People who drink shitty beer looking down their noses at people who look down their noses at people who drink shitty beer. So you're actually all as bad as each other. Crap lager is the same as crap anything else, if you like it then fine but don't expect other people to like it too and don't wear your intransigence as some warped badge of honour, that path leads to the Brexit side.

[cloggypop]

My mate has a group of other mates who occasionally turn up at the same gigs in Amsterdam. They always turn their nose up at me for drinking Heineken or Jupiler which are perfectly acceptable and what the fucks it got to do with them anyway? Hipster wankers. Stopped me buying rounds and subsidising their flavour of the month beers anyway.

 

Having said that, if I'm home and someone sticks a pint of Carling or equivalent in front of me I'm not fucking drinking it. Not arsed if they are like.