The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[Lee909]

A guy i worked with got twatted a couple of times by his other half.

Could never understand why he stayed with her. How many times could that happen before you lost you shit and threw one back. Ain't no winning that battle

 

[TheHowieLama]

I don’t mind Bill Murray, but I haven’t seen many of his films. Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Scrooged and Little Shop of Horrors.

 

Miller’s Crossing is probably my least favourite Coen brothers film, although I haven’t seen the last couple.

 

Lost In Translation is brilliant.

[setreal]

He is perfect in the Wes Anderson movies, especially Life Aquatic and Rushmore

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't think Roxanne pallet is that nice.

[Trumo]

He is perfect in the Wes Anderson movies, especially Life Aquatic and Rushmore

 

Ace in Zombieland, playing himself pretending to be a zombie so he can go out and play golf without getting attacked by zombies.

[setreal]

Alas, the whole movie isn't very good.

[Total Longo]

I heard an ABBA song called "The Visitors" the other day for the first time and it's an absolute prog influenced belter.

[Harry Squatter]

I don't understand the fascination with Horse racing or going the races.

 

There seems to be a massive amount of blag artists in horse racing who make out it is some scientific research. Most online tipsters and racing experts are completely hit and miss but want everyone to wank them off if 2 out of the 20 horses they tipped come in. You can probably tell I've barely won anything on horses which has made me like it even less.

 

I work with a few people who chat endless shit about the minute details of horses yet they only put 50p each way bets on and despite their claimed vast knowledge just win enough to cover their ale money on a Friday evening. These experts multiply tenfold when Aintree or Cheltenham is on.

 

I've never been fussed on going to Aintree or Chester. I know lads who treat it as a massive event, acting the big I am and hire minibuses to travel less than ten miles but say it's boss because you are on the ale all day. Conveniently forgetting they are paying vastly inflated prices for cups of warm piss.

 

Aintree and especially ladies day seems like a nightmare to me. Scall lads in Next suits and same head orange birds acting like complete and utter twats.

[VladimirIlyich]

I find Goodfellas boring and think that Once Upon A Time In America is better than The Godfather (still like Coppola’s trilogy though).

I agree. I think Goodfellas and Heat are two of the most overrated films ever while Casino pisses all over them and never gets the credit it deserves. I will add The Departed to the overrated list too.

[Total Longo]

I don't understand the fascination with Horse racing or going the races.

 

There seems to be a massive amount of blag artists in horse racing who make out it is some scientific research. Most online tipsters and racing experts are completely hit and miss but want everyone to wank them off if 2 out of the 20 horses they tipped come in. You can probably tell I've barely won anything on horses which has made me like it even less.

 

I work with a few people who chat endless shit about the minute details of horses yet they only put 50p each way bets on and despite their claimed vast knowledge just win enough to cover their ale money on a Friday evening. These experts multiply tenfold when Aintree or Cheltenham is on.

 

I've never been fussed on going to Aintree or Chester. I know lads who treat it as a massive event, acting the big I am and hire minibuses to travel less than ten miles but say it's boss because you are on the ale all day. Conveniently forgetting they are paying vastly inflated prices for cups of warm piss.

 

Aintree and especially ladies day seems like a nightmare to me. Scall lads in Next suits and same head orange birds acting like complete and utter twats.

Spot on. It's, pardon the pun, utter horseshit.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Disgusting views on Goodfellas.

[Tony Moanero]

I don't understand the fascination with Horse racing or going the races.

There seems to be a massive amount of blag artists in horse racing who make out it is some scientific research. Most online tipsters and racing experts are completely hit and miss but want everyone to wank them off if 2 out of the 20 horses they tipped come in. You can probably tell I've barely won anything on horses which has made me like it even less.

I work with a few people who chat endless shit about the minute details of horses yet they only put 50p each way bets on and despite their claimed vast knowledge just win enough to cover their ale money on a Friday evening. These experts multiply tenfold when Aintree or Cheltenham is on.

I've never been fussed on going to Aintree or Chester. I know lads who treat it as a massive event, acting the big I am and hire minibuses to travel less than ten miles but say it's boss because you are on the ale all day. Conveniently forgetting they are paying vastly inflated prices for cups of warm piss.

Aintree and especially ladies day seems like a nightmare to me. Scall lads in Next suits and same head orange birds acting like complete and utter twats.

I agree. I’ve never been the races, Aintree or elsewhere, and never will. I’m teetotal now anyway, but would much rather just go the pub.

[Rico1304]

I agree. I’ve never been the races, Aintree or elsewhere, and never will. I’m teetotal now anyway, but would much rather just go the pub.

Dog racing is even worse. Belle Vue is like a psych ward.

[Dave D]

I’ve never seen a single episode of The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones or any of the other major American television series of the last twenty years.

 

I’m not really a fan of Chinese chippies and much prefer traditional British ones.

 

I don’t like any kind of chilli sauce, especially sweet chilli.

 

I sleep with the light on, as I’m affraid of the dark.

 

I once detonated a stink bomb on a train, full of people, immediately before getting off.

 

I never miss an episode of Coronation Street and look forward to watching them.

 

i bought box sets of the Sopranos and Game of Thrones due to the hype- must say, Game of Thrones was brilliant (Im pretty cynical about things like that) Sopranos was slow and a bit repetitive and gave up on season 3

 

Coronation Street is dreadful TV. (20m people say otherwise)

 

Horse racing as a day out is brilliant fun, but Id imagine that only applies if you are on the booze. 

 

In the spirit of the thread- Random Thoughts

 

Beatles- overated

Shakespeare? Load of bollocks (opinion that nearly got me kicked out of college)

U2- Pack of wankers

Nandos- never had one but surely chicken it cant top KFC?   

Roy Keane- Legend

Corbyn- Left wing loon

Superhero movies- dreadful

Anthony Joshua- Average-Lucky heavyweight division so bad   

Britains Got Talent- Utter shite

Facebook- Majority can get to fuck you attention seeking narcissists

[Tony Moanero]

I agree that Shakespeare is a load of bollocks. I did it for GCSE. Might have been MacBeth, but I can’t be sure, as I blocked it out. I hated it that much, I never read the play, paid attention in class or did any of the related homework. I had no option but to cheat in the exam. I got one of those York Notes books, wrote a load of shit down and snuck it into the exam room.

[Dave D]

I had it forced down my throat at college.

 

At one point my lecturer/teacher (an American) read a passage from Hamlet then sat down and sighed.....silence for about a minute.....and whispered "wow"

 

Everyone sat there either equally in awe or too bewildered to comment.

 

I said out loud-"What? I dont get why thats impressive? "

 

He asked me to stay behind where he said something along the lines of- " I really like you, your opinion brings debate to  the lessons, but pull a stunt like that again and we wont even enter you for the exam"  

[Oh Buoy]

A friend of mine once got in a row with his misses. She stormed out slamming the bedroom door and went out with her mates. What he didn't know was the door lock must have broke and he couldn't leave the room to have a shit. Ended up shitting in a carrier bag and launching it in a neighbours bush.

 

Don't know why he didn't just kick the door down.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Dog racing is even worse. Belle Vue is like a psych ward.

Belle vue is like an abandoned run down dog racing track that's just full of the ghosts of former punters. When I went I felt like I was in the shining 2 the haunting of belle vue.

[VladimirIlyich]

Belle vue is like an abandoned run down dog racing track that's just full of the ghosts of former punters. When I went I felt like I was in the shining 2 the haunting of belle vue.

Its gone to the dogs.

[mattyq]

Gambling is shit and causes untold misery to a lot of people and all those gambling adverts and tie ins with football in general and us, in particular, is a disgrace and stain on the game

[Trumo]

A friend of mine once got in a row with his misses. She stormed out slamming the bedroom door and went out with her mates. What he didn't know was the door lock must have broke and he couldn't leave the room to have a shit. Ended up shitting in a carrier bag and launching it in a neighbours bush.

 

Don't know why he didn't just kick the door down.

 

Because the door opens inwards.

 

And also because he might have shat himself.

[easytoslip]

I don't understand the fascination with Horse racing or going the races.

 

There seems to be a massive amount of blag artists in horse racing who make out it is some scientific research. Most online tipsters and racing experts are completely hit and miss but want everyone to wank them off if 2 out of the 20 horses they tipped come in. You can probably tell I've barely won anything on horses which has made me like it even less.

 

I work with a few people who chat endless shit about the minute details of horses yet they only put 50p each way bets on and despite their claimed vast knowledge just win enough to cover their ale money on a Friday evening. These experts multiply tenfold when Aintree or Cheltenham is on.

 

I've never been fussed on going to Aintree or Chester. I know lads who treat it as a massive event, acting the big I am and hire minibuses to travel less than ten miles but say it's boss because you are on the ale all day. Conveniently forgetting they are paying vastly inflated prices for cups of warm piss.

 

Aintree and especially ladies day seems like a nightmare to me. Scall lads in Next suits and same head orange birds acting like complete and utter twats.

Horse Racing is great in my view and would probably watch it over football these days, but I agree with you about the people who attend these days especially the big meetings where it's just a big piss up with no attention to the actual sport. It puts racegoers off who would prefer the smaller meetings, it pisses me off when watching on the tele the field passes a crowd of people mostly birds and they start screaming and waving on the chance they've been caught on camera, it could cause the horses to be spooked and lead to serious injury to both jockey and horse let alone themselves, also the fights that seem to have been breaking out recently.

[Jairzinho]

Like boxing, it's just a day out on the beak for loads.

[deiseach]

My first memories of horse racing involved RTÉ interrupting whatever football match they had on of a Saturday afternoon in the 1980's, usually involving Liverpool, so they could head over to the 3.15 at Kempton or wherever. So yeah, horse racing can do one.

[easytoslip]

Like boxing, it's just a day out on the beak for loads.

Yes so I believe, it's been many years since I last went to one ,the stadium, but though I'd like to one day that type of thing is off putting.