Alesha Dixon

[23_Carra_Gold]

Slightly off topic but i think this thread needs that picture of Vanessa Hudgens naked to get things back on track

 

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Was she not 17 when that picture was taken?

[Ted]

I like pretending she was 'not seventeen' when looking at that picture. Pretending she was twenty is much better. :whistle:

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Was she not 17 when that picture was taken?

 

 

And your point is?

[Torvald Utne]

Was she not 17 when that picture was taken?

 

I thought it was 15.

[Steve Holt]

I would also add Rosario Dawson to that list, sandwiched between Dixon and Keys. Mmmmm, now there's a thought...

 

Thats a fucking heroic shout. When I watched Clerks II I did actually fall in love with that girl for a little while.

[loadsoftrophies]

There's an interview with Alesha in this months Cosmopolition, i was delightfully surprised this morning(Sunday) whilst trying to get my head sober and noticed my wifes stash of fashion magazines and i did have a quick gander for you Section but i must warn you the pictures are quite disappointing but i will update you on the content as soon as my eyes are able to read again.

[AVEEZ]

My daughter met and had her photo taken with Alisha Dixon yesterday at Party in the Park in Leeds.. She said she was lovely. I have nothing to add as I was not in posession of a back stage pass myself.. but I'll take her word for it as she was smiling like a loony when she came back - although some of that could have been down to meeting JLS also!

[meijer 09]

Alesha Dixon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

 

 

I'm about to try and add her on Facebook (even though it's currently fucked) and will report back. The Dwayne Dibbley comment may have given me an 'in', birds love it when you slag off other birds.

 

How did you get on section? Wondering whether its worth adding her myself

[Section_31]

My daughter met and had her photo taken with Alisha Dixon yesterday at Party in the Park in Leeds.. She said she was lovely. I have nothing to add as I was not in posession of a back stage pass myself.. but I'll take her word for it as she was smiling like a loony when she came back - although some of that could have been down to meeting JLS also!

 

I'd love a backstage pass for Alesha Dixon

 

How did you get on section? Wondering whether its worth adding her myself

 

Haven't tried yet, will do so in a bit.

[Elmyn Noos]

Brown sugar doesn't do it for me at all. Dixon, Keys, Knowles et al are all ok I suppose, but they don't put smoke in the Noos pipe.

[Section_31]

Cunts.

 

Alesha Dixon's debut as Strictly judge draws more than 250 complaints | Television & Radio | guardian.co.uk

 

Alesha Dixon's debut as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing at the weekend attracted 272 complaints to the BBC.

 

The BBC issued a statement of support for the 2007 winner turned judge, saying it was "delighted" with Dixon, who appeared on the Friday and Saturday programmes.

 

"We are delighted with Alesha's debut performance as part of the judging panel on Strictly Come Dancing and that so many millions tuned in to enjoy the show," the BBC added.

 

[Torvald Utne]

My personal favourite of the quotes:-

 

"Whoever made this decision to dumb down the judges panel made a big mistake."

 

 

 

Yes, huge mistake dumbing down for viewers of Strictly Come Dancing...

[Section_31]

You can't get any more of a tool than Tess Daly, I don't see what the problem is with brightening the place up. I love Alesha Dixon, this lot can fuck off.

[Mendoza]

Heres a compromise- get that Arlene cunt back on the panel and have Alesha pole dancing naked between each dance, that would be much better than listening to Brucie and Daly spout utter shit. Everyones a winner.

[Ginny]

Alesha Dixon is fucking fit. I would dognose her all night long!

[Total Longo]

Alesha Dixon is fucking fit. I would dognose her all night long!

 

You would what her?

[Steve Holt]

I don't know what he means but chances are I'd do it too.

[3 Colours Red]

Can't understand the stick that she seems to be getting in the press. It seems to come from people who don't understand that this is an entertainment show. Whilst she is not a professional dancer, she knows more about how the celebrity dancers are feeling than the other 3. She is cheerful, bright, bubbly and fit as fuck as this bloke could confirm.

 

[Steve Holt]

What a lucky bastard.

 

Seriously I still can't believe that little fucker she was married to left her for JAVINE!

 

What is the world coming to?? He should have his bollocks lopped off for crimes against his cock.

[The Acolyte]

What a lucky bastard.

 

Seriously I still can't believe that little fucker she was married to left her for JAVINE!

 

What is the world coming to?? He should have his bollocks lopped off for crimes against his cock.

 

Just goes to show some people haven't got the sense they were fucking born with!

I'm off to bed to fantasize about her. Hope I have enough man fat left in my topedo tube from my porn surfing earlier!

[Red Mist]

The 300 or so pathetic whingers who actually took the time to PHONE the BBC to complain about Alesha should be hunted down and eliminated. Such sad individuals barely deserve to breathe and consume the precious oxygen on this planet.

[Chronic]

This girl is absolutely f*****g perfect.

[The Acolyte]

According to the gossip rags she's being nobbed by Peter Andre now.

Fucking Aussie CUNT.

CUNT I SAY!

[Torvald Utne]

wow that's a bit of an upgrade.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I don't usually find women of the ethnic variety attractive, it's not because of their race, I just don't think there are many pretty people in the public light of that persuasion (june sarpong anyone?) but she is absolutely gorgeous. I saw her on some panel show, I think it was the one on channel 4 about the weeks television and she was stunning. I probably knocked one out 3 times during the show