Alesha Dixon

[Section_31]

Makes my willy stick up.

 

 

 

 

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[philyhamann]

not to sound racist but i don't like black chicks.

 

maybe beyonce cause of dat ass but thats about it.

[loadsoftrophies]

She is one very sexy looking lady, her brain however hurts my brain a bit but i would hurt her bum for that.

[Section_31]

not to sound racist but i don't like black chicks.

 

maybe beyonce cause of dat ass but thats about it.

 

Beyonce's got junk in the chunk alright, but surely you wouldn't turn your nose up at her blackberry cobbler?

[philyhamann]

i like chinese chicks

 

not black

[philyhamann]

so that makes me not a racist right?

[grazywalker]

I proper would . Not sure she would be as keen . However if that was the case I would just have to get all ninja'd up ,kidnap here and bum here whilst singing Kajagoogoo classics .

[Section_31]

Can't believe her ex cheated on her with Dwayne Dibley

 

[philyhamann]

wait, i guess i am a bit racist cause when i say chinese chicks i mean asian chicks.

[meijer 09]

She is fuckin fit and definately on my need to bum list. I'd do her washing up any day

[chrisbonnie]

i have to say i think this chick rocks, and she seems pretty down to earth whenever i see her on telly, in fact, i think id let her be my girlfriend :whistle:

[Stouffer]

I get what you mean, Philsaw Jim Duggan..

[Steve Holt]

She is fucking stunning. One of the best looking women in the music industry. Fucking beautiful in a pure way. I just want to make her smile and giggle, then bum her til theres no blood left in the bottom half of her body.

[Section_31]

Alesha Dixon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

She is currently single, living with her dog Roxy.[59] Dixon has stated that she hates her own laugh, describing it as sounding like a "Crow" or "Sid James"[60] and saying "I'd change it if I could but it's become a trademark."[61] Dixon in an interview also said "somebody stole my laugh and made it into a ringtone".

 

I'm about to try and add her on Facebook (even though it's currently fucked) and will report back. The Dwayne Dibbley comment may have given me an 'in', birds love it when you slag off other birds.

[The Special One]

i like chinese chicks

 

not black

 

I think I'm going to screenshot that post along with your sig writing.

[James Dean]

Her looks are..well...boring(?)..

[Guest Dog Chaser]

Her rapping is awful, even John Barnes is better

[WaltonRed]

I reckon she's fucking lovely.

 

Section i salute you for your great taste in women.

[Mendoza]

I'd smash her so hard my bollock yoghurt would fly out of her eyes.

[grazywalker]

[3 Colours Red]

 

She is gorgeous. There has been quite a bit in the paper recently about the controversy or her replacing Arlene Phillips on Strictly Come Dancing with Harriet Harmen and Selena Scott complaining of ageism.

 

It is ironic that Arlene Phillips was responsible for dance troops like Hot Gossip which as I recall did not contain any elderly dancers. She has made a career out of selling sex appeal. Those who live by the sword....

[Section_31]

Mother of fucking mercy.

 

 

 

 

 

[Mendoza]

 

 

[melons]

I think she's incredibly pretty. One of the most stunning fresh looking women around at the moment - i would love to hate her for it, however when ever you hear her on any TV or radio she's so down to earth and up for a laugh its hard not to like her.

 

Bitch has it all.

[WaltonRed]

Melons thats spot on, she's just gorgeous.

 

A really good looking woman.