Isn't fruit lovely?

[Flying Pig]

My favourite fruit are Melons. They are round like breasts and juicy like err..juice. Heres some pictures of Melons. They don't seem to have my favourite variety, the Snowdonia Minge Melon.

 

 

Anyone else got anymore informative fruit pictures?

[neko]

 

[neko]

[Flying Pig]

Wow, box shaped Melons.

 

If you carve a willy shaped hole in them you could make love to them and pretend their your girlfriend.

[neko]

[neko]

Wow, box shaped Melons.

 

If you carve a willy shaped hole in them you could make love to them and pretend their your girlfriend.

 

you're a sick man FP - think of the starving kids in africa.

[Flying Pig]

you're a sick man FP - think of the starving kids in africa.

 

They can have the bit I carve out. Unfortunately its only 3 inches long and as thin as a peparami. But every little helps.

[Stonekill3r]

[Stonekill3r]

If you carve a willy shaped hole in them you could make love to them and pretend their your girlfriend.

 

 

 

 

[Woo]

 

Is there anything you can't find a picture of containing a cat.

 

How aboot a picture of a cat that looks like Don King?

[windass]

My favourite fruit are Melons. They are round like breasts and juicy like err..juice. Heres some pictures of Melons. They don't seem to have my favourite variety, the Snowdonia Minge Melon.

 

 

Anyone else got anymore informative fruit pictures?

 

its ok melon.

[neko]

Is there anything you can't find a picture of containing a cat.

 

How aboot a picture of a cat that looks like Don King?

 

what can i say - i'm in a cat-liking mood today.

 

i'll see what i can doo, woo.

[neko]

 

 

and for extras...

 

 

[INTORRESTING]

those square melons were about 50 quid when they were introdcued, nutters!

[Woo]

Fantastic work, Neko.

 

How about a picture of two cats kung fu fighting like that end scene of awesome Martial Arts film 'Ong-Bak'?

[Flying Pig]

Neko, I want three cats in jumper suits eating baked beans through a straw.

[Stonekill3r]

an i want a pair of cats cleverly disguised as boobs

[Paulie Dangerously]

My favourite is a nice satsuma, but has to be very juicy and sweet. No more than 2 pips per fruit as well

[neko]

Fantastic work, Neko.

 

How about a picture of two cats kung fu fighting like that end scene of awesome Martial Arts film 'Ong-Bak'?

 

Neko, I want three cats in jumper suits eating baked beans through a straw.

 

an i want a pair of cats cleverly disguised as boobs

 

woah woah woah....

 

all in good time, my internet forumite friends.

 

i'll start a cat image challenge thread tomorrow.

[Flying Pig]

My favourite is a nice satsuma, but has to be very juicy and sweet. No more than 2 pips per fruit as well

 

Fussy bastard.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fussy bastard.

 

It's just annoying spitting them out. I can justify it with cherries (my 2nd fav) as they have stones inside them as standard.

[Flying Pig]

Can everyone please look again at the Ambrosia Melon at the top of the page, I can't be the only one that think it looks like a sex toy minge, like a fleshlight but in a melon.

[melons]

Mango's are ace. I stole a piece of my daughter's today, she was delighted when the piece i stole (i'm decorating and full of paint at the time) slipped out of the pincer grip i had on it and on to the floor.

 

Said "that's what you get for not asking or saying please" Who the fuck does she think she is?

 

mango, diced, rules.

Edited July 24, 2009 by melons

[Hand Shandy]

Which piece of your daughter did you steal?

 

Social Services will be after you for that you know...

[Flying Pig]

Mango's are ace. I stole a piece of my daughter today, she was delighted when the piece i stole (i'm decorating and full of paint at the time) slipped out of the pincer grip i had on it and on to the floor.

 

Said "that's what you get for not asking or saying please" Who the fuck does she think she is?

 

mango, diced, rules.

 

Is that it? I've waited for 6 and a half hours for you to response to a thread 'secretly' dedicated to you and all you write is about mangos. Well thats it between us. Over. Finito. Yazam. Out of here. Dumped.