If You Were a Suicide Bomber...

[Section_31]

...would you wear your best clobber for the deed or your worst?

 

Was looking at a picture of that Mumbai shooter last week and I noticed he had a decent T-Shirt on, I remarked at the time that if it was me, it'd be like when you go outside for a game of f**ty and you put on your well-worn, shitted-up trainers because you don't want your best ones to get ruined.

 

But my mate reckons the opposite is true, and that he'd go out in style.

 

What do you reckon? Are the streets of Kabul filled with insurgents dressed like Terry Thomas? All headed for a one way trip to an army barracks? Or have they deployed some Gola trainers for the task.

[Woo]

To be honest, if I was a suicide bomber, I'd probably quit my job and go on the dole.

[Section_31]

Slick motherfucker

 

 

 

Shamone

[Pdool]

If you were a suicide bomber you might as well go out dressed in a super hero costume. As well as carrying out your martyrdom mission imagine the crushing blow to morale you could deliver by seeing Batman/Superman/Bananaman getting shot or blown up on telly.

[Woo]

But for arguments sake, I would deffo go out in my best clobber. I'd wear a tuxedo t-shirt, and a pair of shants. Nothing on my feet though, because I'm like Jesus.

[diamondjoe]

I'd go out as i came in. Naked as the day i was born so all the ladies could have a good look at my love truncheon, and if they were really lucky it might survive the blast given that it's so big.

[Cath]

What colour are bombs?

I'd wear something that matched.

[briefs]

I think their main initially is to go un-noticed so if I went out wearing my best sequined cocktail dress and some 4 inch heels (which is possibly what I would class as my 'best' clobber) i think I would draw more attention than was appropriate.

 

Old t-shirt and jeans would be the way to go, I think.

 

 

EDIT: Actually Cath has the best idea. Then I could wear a stripey t-shirt to match up to the wires.

 

What colour are bombs?

I'd wear something that matched.

[Unrighteous]

I'd be rocking a suit and tie... well-polished shoes. Oh yeah...

 

They'd be like, "That Suicide bomber knew how to die."

[RoboRiise]

The biggest day of my life, also the last? I'd be decked out in head to toe Armani, purchased on my credit card which I'd never have to pay off.

[Unrighteous]

The biggest day of my life, also the last? I'd be decked out in head to toe Armani, purchased on my credit card which I'd never have to pay off.

 

Fuck that shit... I'd go into the changing rooms, put it all on, and fucking walk out the door.

 

Why not? I'm about to die anywho!

[The Special One]

But for arguments sake, I would deffo go out in my best clobber. I'd wear a tuxedo t-shirt, and a pair of shants. Nothing on my feet though, because I'm like Jesus.

 

[JohnnyH]

I'd wear an Everton shirt. Just for the spread of blame like.

[Flying Pig]

Lurtzy would be a suicide bummer.

 

Head to toe in tweed. With his arse showing through a hole he trimmed out.

[Bogman]

I'd push the boat out and put on some clean underwear, just so that I could soil them again.

[Thants]

I'd kinda go down the route of RoboRiise but buy a Storm Trouper outfit. Have a great day in it putting your arm around lots of ladies. By 4pm start dancing near a shopping centre full of the type that shouldn't be allowed to spawn and count down from 20 wiv da funk on.

[Woo]

I'd kinda go down the route of RoboRiise but buy a Storm Trouper outfit. Have a great day in it putting your arm around lots of ladies. By 4pm start dancing near a shopping centre full of the type that shouldn't be allowed to spawn and count down from 20 wiv da funk on.

 

Could you perform mime whilst in the Stormtrooper outfit? I can't think of many things that are more entertaining than one of the Galactic Empire's finest being stuck inside an invisible box.

[Ted]

I always used to worry that if I ever got run over my trainees would get dirty or my clothes would be ruined.

[INTORRESTING]

Are there 72 virgins each? Or will there be other bombers trying to muscle in?

[Stu Monty]

I'd kinda go down the route of RoboRiise but buy a Storm Trouper outfit. Have a great day in it putting your arm around lots of ladies. By 4pm start dancing near a shopping centre full of the type that shouldn't be allowed to spawn and count down from 20 wiv da funk on.

 

That's some seriously devious shit right there.

 

*Mutters under his breath whilst into his second half an hour of robot dancing*:

 

"Fly to me, my pretties, fly to me"

[Stouffer]

I'd put my best Napoleon Dynamite clobber on and get to it.

[RJ Fan club]

I'd go dressed as a hybrid of Jesus and Dave Benson Phillips, I'd also pack a crucifix with extra Semtex. It's important to be misunderstood in death.

[RJ Fan club]

I'd also wear a get your own back t-shirt and a pair of Nike Air 180's.

[Steve Holt]

Best. When else are you ever gonna get to wear it?

[Steve Holt]

 

You'd wear a baby? You sick fuck! :D