great names

[Paul]

A mate of mine is called Richard Michael Hunt. Abbreviate his first two names in the accepted style and say it all really fast. His dad had a wicked sense of humour and this name was a factor in his divorce from my mate's mum.

[Lee909]

One of the producers of Cops was called Bertrum Van Munster.That always amused me.

[Remmie]

My current favourite being Tillakaratne Dilshan

Looks a bit like Karate, doesn't it?

[Champ]

Looks a bit like Karate, doesn't it?

Dunno what it is, nothing silly, just has a great ring to it

[Evelyn Tentions]

In the hospital system in North Queensland, we had a patient called Venus Whaleboat (aged 80+).

Saw lots of really pretentious spelling of common names. one that I remember (with a shudder) was M'lissa.

The best band name I can remember were a punk (of course) band called Flash Bugger and the Posers from Birkenhead in the late 70s

[Redder Lurtz]

Jemma Whippy.

 

Not really her, just the fact that her husband / dad / father in law is called Mr Whippy.

 

"Hi, I've got an appointment to see Mr Whippy" - No way I could keep a straight face.

[woodylfc]

I was in school with a girl called Tammy Towel

[RJ Fan club]

A shift mÀnager at work is called John Lewis

 

As is my brother. Albeit spelt Jon.

 

I also have a cousin James Bond. Whose Dad was also James Bond so should have known better.

 

I have met someone called The Lord Jesus Christ I Am, an Elvis Presley, Axl Rose who was also formerly Jon Bon Jovi. All those were self inflicted and met via an old job in Brum.

[Sut]

My surname is Sutcliffe and my father named me after one of his favourite f***ball players, Peter Thompson. 2 years later, my namesake was caught.

[Kernos]

Had a guy in the navy who's name was james bond, they fudged his paperwork around to have his service number end in 007. In those days you had to say them to get your pay.

 

Did a course once with a guy called Mike Hunt and a girl called Adcock. Fair bit of laughter when the page "mike hunt adcock office" was done.

[Remmie]

Never understood why Michael Caine changed his name from Maurice Micklethwaite.

[Tj hooker]

What about the footballer Enoch Showunmi thats a belter

[Trumo]

Hmm...something about nuclear blasts and shithouse aids will soon be making an appearance in this thread methinks.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What about the f********r Enoch Showunmi thats a belter

Regardless of what this gentleman does for a living, it does tickle me that in London in 1982, Mr & Mrs Showunmi decided that they would like their baby to share a name with the UK's most prominent racist.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I used to work in London with some one called Mark O'Death also someone else called Robert Robert Roberts.

I work with Gill Gill and Carole Caroll

[Jack the Sipper]

Forsooth, his balls doth shine like the Sun

 

Humphrey Goldenbollocks | Domesday Book

[Jairzinho]

I've always like the name Roberto Acquafresca. Or, Bob Freshwater.

[s(k)aturation]

Pasquale.

 

I've always wanted a pet buzzard by that name.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Forsooth, his balls doth shine like the Sun

 

Humphrey Goldenbollocks | Domesday Book

 

So, William the Conqueror comes in and takes the place over. He sends his henchmen out to do a national census, so he knows who to tax and who to call up for military service. One of the surveyors knocks on your door and asks your name. What do you say?

[stevebaby]

So, William the Conqueror comes in and takes the place over. He sends his henchmen out to do a national census, so he knows who to tax and who to call up for military service. One of the surveyors knocks on your door and asks your name. What do you say?

"SimonlfcGreen Sire!".

[Jack the Sipper]

So, William the Conqueror comes in and takes the place over. He sends his henchmen out to do a national census, so he knows who to tax and who to call up for military service. One of the surveyors knocks on your door and asks your name. What do you say?

 

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just pull a mongface and gurgle.

 

edit: as above.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

So' date=' William the Conqueror comes in and takes the place over. He sends his henchmen out to do a national census, so he knows who to tax and who to call up for military service. One of the surveyors knocks on your door and asks your name. What do you say?[/quote']

 

Put a pair of undies on my head, stick a pencil up each nostril and shout 'wibble.'

[Evelyn Tentions]

Put a pair of undies on my head, stick a pencil up each nostril and shout 'wibble.'

 

So you wouldn't change your normal procedure then?

[SammyAftershave]

He's investigating Alan Sex.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There are some great names amongst the picks in the Cricket Draft selections

Ishant Sharma's gonna get you.