great names

[Sut]

Donald Trump, who has just explained to a BBC interviewer, "not happy but there is this word... content..." He then explained what it meant, the patronising twat.

 

Oh, and this is page 2.

[Remmie]

Zeb means dick in Arabic. Zebedee means butter. Anyone on here called Nick? Your name means to fuck.

[Fowlers God]

Ok Remmie, here we go.

 

My eldest is Story Alexandria and my youngest is Sailor Dee-Elizabeth

[silverlining]

They're even worse than I thought.

 

Truly appallingly shit names.

[Fowlers God]

They're even worse than I thought.

 

Truly appallingly shit names.

 

My life is now complete having this knowledge. Thanks for your input into my beautiful family life.

 

Just out of interest do you have your own family or do you still live with your mum?

[Magic Sponge]

Somebody in Australia named their twins, Benson and Hedges.

 

Not as bad as yours though FG.

[setreal]

"Parents who named children 'Adolf Hitler' and 'Aryan Nation' will not receive custody of newborn son Hons"

[Uncle_Meat]

I knew 2 brothers years ago called Paddy and Mick. To be fair, their parents did have a good sense of humour though.

[Champ]

Somebody in Australia named their twins, Benson and Hedges.

 

Not as bad as yours though FG.

Wasn't there some kind of law made about the naming of children in Australia after that?

 

I think we could learn a lesson there...the amount of damage that must be inflicted on children by their misguided parents giving them shit names, through the witting or unwitting prejudging of people on the basis of their names is incalculable

[ZonkoVille77]

2 I know of that are 100% true.

 

Was in uni in dublin with a lad called Wayne Scales

 

And there was a dude there called Singh Sung.

[VladimirIlyich]

Wasn't there some kind of law made about the naming of children in Australia after that?

 

I think we could learn a lesson there...the amount of damage that must be inflicted on children by their misguided parents giving them shit names' date=' through the witting or unwitting prejudging of people on the basis of their names is incalculable[/quote']

 

The funniest thing was that their parents were named Lambert and Butler.

[ChrisM]

When I was temping at Uni I had to post correspondence to Mr Roger Hardmeat.

[VladimirIlyich]

When I was temping at Uni I had to post correspondence to Mr Roger Hardmeat.

 

That's hilarious.

[Remmie]

Ok Remmie, here we go.

 

My eldest is Story Alexandria and my youngest is Sailor Dee-Elizabeth

I bet no-one forgets their names.

[VladimirIlyich]

I bet no-one forgets their names.

 

Hope Lewis isn't around when somebody shouts 'Hello Sailor.'

[Guest ShoePiss]

On one of those crappy singing competition tv shows here there's a teenage competitor called Diamond White. I'm not sure the teenage tipple of choice is available here (or if it still is in the uk) but still...

[Champ]

There are some great names amongst the picks in the Cricket Draft selections

[manwiththestick]

Was reading a gaming article earlier on the BBC and the executive producer of Halo 4 is called Kiki Wolfkill.

[Jairzinho]

There are some great names amongst the picks in the Cricket Draft selections

 

The West Indies produces a lot of great names.

[Harry Squatter]

My mate knows a lad called Pascal Fanning Tichbourne.

[Champ]

There are some great names amongst the picks in the Cricket Draft selections

My current favourite being Tillakaratne Dilshan

[Harry Squatter]

I once interviewed a North African applicant called Mustafa Tug. Some lad I used to hang around with was called Kevin Keegan, he got collared by the police for pissing in a shop doorway when he was bladdered in town once and they asked for hus details and topd them his name was KK they said "fuck off mate, give us your real name" he tool out his wallet and showed them and they let him go.

 

Interviewed someone who claimed to be Donald Zeke Phipps, a Jamaican drug lord who got arrested by the FBI. I didn't believe him.

[Alan Sex]

On one of those crappy singing competition tv shows here there's a teenage competitor called Diamond White. I'm not sure the teenage tipple of choice is available here (or if it still is in the uk) but still...

 

A young girl of African descent. Apparently named by Jim Davidson.

[Fowlers God]

A shift mÀnager at work is called John Lewis

[She Knows It]

I have a client called Heidi Hardy. Every time her name is mentioned I shout "Ho-Dee-Ho!" and laugh. Nobody else does.