What animal do you think you could beat in a fist fight

[Melchett]

I once threw a gerbil at a wall, it made a crunching sound as its puny skull met brick.

[Stonekill3r]

sneaking tiger hidden bummer

[Stonekill3r]

id love to see Amir Khan take on a fucking Hippo either way itll be epic and if the gobby tit gets eaten then all the better in my opinion

 

cue Don King in the reids with mike tyson on stand by to make the card "the greatest spectacle in boxing history"

[Guest Dog Chaser]

I once threw a gerbil at a wall, it made a crunching sound as its puny skull met brick.

 

You are Mr tough

[ReddOrDedd]

I don't know. I spend most of my time wondering if there will ever be a boy who can swim faster than a shark.

[Melchett]

You are Mr tough

 

Sod off the little fucker bit my finger, I say little, but it was actually 6'2

[Section_31]

I reckon I could take down a killer whale, I'd just stick a cork in its hole.

[Stu Monty]

I reckon I could take some of the smaller simians like a Macaque or a Barbary Ape. I'd take some damage though because there's going to be biting and clawing going on. Once you're thinking that you can take a chimp you're kidding yourself, and you're in for a painful surprise.

[paddyberger15]

I reckon I could take some of the smaller simians like a Macaque or a Barbary Ape. I'd take some damage though because there's going to be biting and clawing going on. Once you're thinking that you can take a chimp you're kidding yourself, and you're in for a painful surprise.

 

I think a full grown Natterjack Toad would be your limit Montagu. You'd be fighting in your weight and size class at least. I reckon you could be a contender.

[stevebaby]

I once threw a gerbil at a wall, it made a crunching sound as its puny skull met brick.

Watch out for gerbils.

They wait until your back's turned, then they run up your arse and you die of constipation.

Sneaky little bastards.

[Stonekill3r]

Richard Gere is the most famous person currently dying of gerbil induced constipation although im sure with his buddhist approach he will end up being reincarnated as a gerbil himself and so the circle of life continues unabaited

[LFCDARAGH]

On a good day i say i could take a rhino:whistle:

[Flying Pig]

On a good day i say i could take a rhino:whistle:

 

....shopping for nice hat.

 

Welcome DARADAAGAGFDGSFAGAFSSARAGH.

[neko]

cats always win...

 

[INTORRESTING]

Richard Gere is the most famous person currently dying of gerbil induced constipation although im sure with his buddhist approach he will end up being reincarnated as a gerbil himself and so the circle of life continues unabaited

 

YouTube - lemmiwinks w/lyrics

[Strontium]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

If I were confronted by a Bengal tiger I'd defuse the situation with some light self-deprecating humour, then engage it in a well-informed debate and by the end of the afternoon we'd have developed a mutual respect and we'd probably head into town for a few scoops.

[TheHowieLama]

On 20/07/2009 at 11:25, SaussyBenayoun said:

Ive often thought about this. About people getting mauled by dogs and stuff. I reckon if you knew it was going to go off between you and, lets say a fully grown labrador or maybe even a "harder" dog,

 

 

I have seen this on the webz - you need to give up one of your forearms (should be your weaker side) - let them latch onto it then you go behind their head with the other arm and snap their neck (upwards motion).

 

Granted it does assume you are willing to give up one of your fore arms and then drive the dogs teeth deeper towards the bone at the end but - no pain, no gain.

[sir roger]

I am 107-0-0 with spiders

[AngryOfTuebrook]

37 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Take it round the neighbours, scissor sisters, few lines of coke and some card tricks. Cracking night out (to which we never fucking get invited). 

Or we could go round to Sophie's house to drink all the tea and eat all the food.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

If I were confronted by a Bengal tiger I'd defuse the situation with some light self-deprecating humour, then engage it in a well-informed debate and by the end of the afternoon we'd have developed a mutual respect and we'd probably head into town for a few scoops.

Fuckin’ Carole Baskin over here. 

[Ranxerox]

23 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I am 107-0-0 with spiders

Slayer!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

46 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I am 107-0-0 with spiders

I love the way you've specified no draws as well as no defeats. 

[Kevin D]

...as I look back over a misspent life, I find myself more and more convinced that I had more fun browsing this forum than in any other enterprise. The Liverpool Way really is the life of kings.

[PestiRed]

One in 12 people think they could fight an elephant or a gorilla. Did they take this poll in Newcastle on a Friday night?