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What an amazing day


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My other half was due to give birth on Wednesday with our first child, which arrived at 10:17 today.

 

Fuck me, I have a son. Wow. I am just so overwhelmed with excited and happiness, it's wicked.

 

They are both still in hospital as little Joseph poo'ed in the womb so the first thing he ate was his own turd. (save that one for the first girlfriend moment lol)

 

I never really "got it" when my friends would go on about what an amazing experience it is, but I certainly do know.

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I was down at that end when the second of my twins popped out when my wife strained and covered everyone in shit, didn't think I'd like to see a women spray shit in my face other than on Al's vids but it was lovely.

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Kids are ace, but they're cunts too.

 

Get some sleep.

 

Spot on. Our Matthew was repeatedly punching his little brother in the stomach this morning and when we stopped him and asked him why he said "Thomas is a bell-eng"

 

Bell-eng is his word of choice right now, absorbed from me calling most other drivers on the road bell ends. I like the variation, i have to say.

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My other half was due to give birth on Wednesday with our first child, which arrived at 10:17 today.

 

Fuck me, I have a son. Wow. I am just so overwhelmed with excited and happiness, it's wicked.

 

They are both still in hospital as little Joseph poo'ed in the womb so the first thing he ate was his own turd. (save that one for the first girlfriend moment lol)

 

I never really "got it" when my friends would go on about what an amazing experience it is, but I certainly do know.

 

Weird. My son is called Joseph and he too poo'd inside. Its a bit like Groundhog day but with different people in different places at different times.

 

Welcome Joseph Sweeney, newest forumite.

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