Kerry Katona did porn??? (NSFW, obviously)

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Her ability to look old is incredible. Even in her 20s she looked like she sold slippers on Bury market.

[Butch]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I think we need a poll on who would / wouldn't. 

Wouldn't. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Thoth said:

 

Anybody else hear the massive echo when the fingers went in?

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I think we need a poll on who would / wouldn't. 

Obviously would...but it would be me wearing the plastic bag over my head.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Anybody else hear the massive echo when the fingers went in?

I heard a squeal as if someone had been poked in the eye 

[Anubis]

Harsh. But funny.

 

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

It's just hit me that she was in a group called atomic kitten, another name for that could be nuclear pussy, which I think she would have because.... Chernobyl fall out!

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

It's just hit me that she was in a group called atomic kitten, another name for that could be nuclear pussy, which I think she would have because.... Chernobyl fall out!

When they first came out I thought Katona was the hottest of the 3. 

 

 

 

As it turns out the one on the left is still absolutely stunning and has got better with age. Her badger and boobs are all over the internet. The one in the middle is really sound by all accounts and against all odds isn't a lesbo and the one on the right went for the cocaine and chippy tea diet. 

[Elite]

20 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

It's just hit me that she was in a group called atomic kitten, another name for that could be nuclear pussy, which I think she would have because.... Chernobyl fall out!

Radioactive Minge would be a great name for a girl group.

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3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Radioactive Minge would be a great name for a girl group.

Fallout flange  

[Bjornebye]

Chernobyl Chuff 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Geiger growler

[Strontium]

Becquerel Beaver

[Bjornebye]

Uranium Undies 

[Dr Nowt]

Viz once called her "Big tit chip shop rubbish', which is going to be tough to top really.

[Bjornebye]

Mushroom Mackerel 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Wasn't there a South African female band called 'Clout?' 

[Chairman Meow]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I think we need a poll on who would / wouldn't. 

I probably would, but only in an emergency. 

[Geoff Woade]

Just absolutely ghastly. She’d get sacked from a job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

[Mudface]

10 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Wasn't there a South African female band called 'Clout?' 

Yep, did a decent song too, although I'd rather they all stayed on the bench-

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Mudface said:

Yep, did a decent song too-

 

 

In Katona's case its very close to 'Prostitute' allegedly.

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25 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Geiger growler

Excellent.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Yep, did a decent song too, although I'd rather they all stayed on the bench-

 

 

 

That's it, Substitute. Although everybody replaced 'Substitute' with 'Prostitute' when singing the lyrics. 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

That's it, Substitute. Although everybody replaced 'Substitute' with 'Prostitute' when singing the lyrics. 

Ha, I got told off for that. And for singing 'Hysterectomy', Toyah's classic song.

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Always thought Daniella Westbrook was a tremendous wasted porn opportunity, could have had the world's first fivesome.