Dirtiest thing ever said to me

[Thants]

I don't know, it's all covered in mud

 

It's a potatoooooo

[Lucky Pierre]

Your name's not anything to with these load of homies is it?

[Paulie Dangerously]

For further information on the standard of posts please view this video substituting the words "Weebls Stuff" for "The G F"

[Guido]

[Jennings]

This looks suspiciously like a wind-up, maybe a secondary account of an existing member.

 

I would guess someone who has already posted a reply.

 

 

...Oh no...I am turning into...

 

[aladdinsane]

...continue

 

codeword for *wanking furiously*

[grazywalker]

We need a picture of said Mother in law .

[Bogman]

We need a picture of said Mother in law .

 

 

covers eyes

[AL66GOLF]

We need a picture of said Mother in law .

 

If she is that hard up for a bit of action I think we will pass on the picture

[Flying Pig]

hahahahaha you said 'cock' and 'fanny juice' hahhahahaha :whistle:

 

I'm surprised you know what these words mean. I though you were a nun!

[RedAloy]

We need a picture of said Mother in law .

 

I am not sure I could stomach that

[Joe Le Taxi]

[AL66GOLF]

 

At a guess!

[Joe Le Taxi]

 

At a guess!

 

Every roll's a goal. :whistle:

[kingkenny78]

A conversation at f*****ll training years ago turned to how poor some of the lads had been growing up. In true Monty Python style the tales of poverty were becoming more and more outlandish until our c*****-half killed it with the following:

 

'If it hadn't been for my Dad's cock on Christmas morning I'd have had fuck-all else to play with.'

[Kevin D]

Negged but because you're new I've allowed you to pick your favourite choice for why you've been negged:

 

A) Lying

B) Failing to take advantage of the situation and have the much fabled but rarely executed mother-daughter threesome.

C) Thinking a story like this would impress the GF. This impresses the GF

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not poorly thought out tales.

D) I don't like you.

[RedAloy]

[llego]

It's a potatoooooo

 

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[Thants]

I have no idea why you posted that but it's quite funny.

 

Alan will get repped back. Shame I can't find the advert on the net.

[stringvest]

Was last night, I went round to my mother in laws ( who i have always had a thing for ) to bleed her radiators,

 

we were in the kitchen and she started undoing my trousers and said " I want to suck your cock and taste my daughters juice all in my mouth"

 

I did not know whether to laugh or not

 

still pretty good night!

 

Bleed her radiators? You dirty cunt. Eeeugh.

[Mel Wood]

Might have been a better story if a Milfy 40-odd year old had invited you for a mother daughter threesome, got you home then shouted upstairs 'Mum? You still awake?'

 

What a strange thread. Thought I'd stumbled on an online letters page of Razzle circa 1980's with more disturbing phoney dialogue than usual.

[Fowlers God]

Bumped- Just found this while searching for some porn to keep me amused at work- first day back and all that.

 

Ha ha ha ha - What a cunt. this had to be A phily wind up surely.

[Malarkey]

One green to eight red.

 

KAPOW!

 

11 Red to 11 Green.

 

KAPOW!

[AVEEZ]

11 Red to 11 Green.

 

KAPOW!

 

6 green to 6 red.

 

KAPOW!

[Fugitive]

6 red to 11 green.

 

Whaaaaaaaaaaamey