Rooney

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

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[Bjornebye]

He's obviously acted a dickhead but I don't see the benefit in his missus dragging him to a premiere of a programme showing how much of a dickhead he's been let alone allowing it to have been made. 

 

Despite him being United and Englands all time top goalscorer I still think he under-achieved a bit. If he'd gone to Real Madrid when he handed in that transfer request I reckon he could have gone down as an absolute great. Unreal talent that was stunted for Ronaldo (In my opinion)

[halewood pete]

[Gnasher]

 

 

[gkmacca]

I'm fascinated by his suits. I can't be sure if he's just bloated his way out of old ones and he's too stupid and lazy to buy new ones that fit, or he's gone out and bought new ones that don't fit in the belief they're fashionably tight. Either way, he looks bloody awful.

[Jairzinho]

 

Ronaldo, now (a year older than Rooney). They look like players from completely different generations.

[easytoslip]

Reminds me of Claude Greengrass there. 

[Lario]

25 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Ronaldo, now (a year older than Rooney). They look like players from completely different generations.

Don't mind that rapist.

 

What about this chap?

[Elite]

The sooner he gets the Everton job the better.

 

Then again, Frank will provide some fun in the meantime.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's aged exactly how I thought he would.

[Duff Man]

It's actually quite impressive that he still managed to be so successful at the elite level given he was never the most gifted athlete, and didn't look after himself properly, either.

[Bruce Spanner]

38 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

He's aged exactly how I thought he would.

He’s going to be hitting Big Nev numbers way ahead of schedule.

[gkmacca]

If his career had been a play the critics would have savaged it as badly written, badly performed and profoundly implausible. Do any of you have enough memories of his genius to make his multiple-record-breaking exploits seem believable? I don't. I remember his early promise, which was undeniably great, but there was an air of unreality about his record goals for England and his various other achievements. It was as if the great stuff went on offscreen for reasons of budget and lack of CGI.

[Gnasher]

Tom Pecks the main man on this case.

 

Coleen seems sound and has come out of this far better than Rebecca  Vardy, who's made a right cunt of herself. Wayne in the box today, different type of box.

 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

15 hours ago, gkmacca said:

If his career had been a play the critics would have savaged it as badly written, badly performed and profoundly implausible. Do any of you have enough memories of his genius to make his multiple-record-breaking exploits seem believable? I don't. I remember his early promise, which was undeniably great, but there was an air of unreality about his record goals for England and his various other achievements. It was as if the great stuff went on offscreen for reasons of budget and lack of CGI.

I remember the English press predicting Jack Wilshire matching Lionel Messi. Roy Hodgson tried to build the England side around him. It all sounds good in newspapers and press conferences but quickly turns into a dejected facerub and becomes a bit sticky when you're being embarrassed by Trinidad and Tobago. 

[gkmacca]

Wazza married a Liverpool fan. You can't get more of a bluenose decision than that. I'm surprised more of them don't wander the city streets with handcuffs, looking to chain themselves to the nearest Red so that they can moan about how these bastards will never leave them alone.

[magicrat]

I couldn’t give a flying fuck about 2 bints slagging each other off .

Hope this helps 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, magicrat said:

I couldn’t give a flying fuck about 2 bints slagging each other off .

Hope this helps 

Yet we've both posted on here.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Yet we've both posted on here.

Indeed 

just popping outside to backheel myself in the plums 

[DalyanPete]

She must be so happy with this, nice to Philly got a job.

 

[johnsusername]

Rebekah Vardy is a horrible person. And yes, I most definitely would. 

[littletedwest]

18 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Rebekah Vardy is a horrible person. And yes, I most definitely would. 

I'd be too paranoid about her rubbishing me in the papers after."no wonder they call him little Ted say rebekah vardy"

[gkmacca]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

I couldn’t give a flying fuck about 2 bints slagging each other off .

Hope this helps 

More interested in the Depp and Heard case, are we?

[gkmacca]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Rebekah Vardy is a horrible person. And yes, I most definitely would. 

Really??? Surely there are dolls you can buy if you're that desperate?

[VladimirIlyich]

22 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

Really??? Surely there are dolls you can buy if you're that desperate?

Barbie uses too much make up.