I hate the Guardian

[Fugitive]

17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

[Section_31]

If your adenoids could write a column. 

[Sut]

 

 

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I'm going to go with "no," but given the state of everything else that's going on, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Engineman Hicks]

43 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

I’ve said this before but I think he’s parodying the celebrity opinion writer, the idea that actors and actresses should be listened to when they opine on matters other than acting. I think he knows he writes shit but that’s the joke. 

[Mudface]

33 minutes ago, Engineman Hicks said:

I’ve said this before but I think he’s parodying the celebrity opinion writer, the idea that actors and actresses should be listened to when they opine on matters other than acting. I think he knows he writes shit but that’s the joke. 

 

I doubt he's that self aware or clever enough.

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Engineman Hicks said:

I’ve said this before but I think he’s parodying the celebrity opinion writer, the idea that actors and actresses should be listened to when they opine on matters other than acting. I think he knows he writes shit but that’s the joke. 

I absolutely don’t think that having seen and listened to him try to talk

[Arniepie]

35 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

I doubt he's that self aware or clever enough.

he was the one who let that cunt lawyer come out with his "drunken fans " claim without 1 objection 

[Section_31]

[Engineman Hicks]

13 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Do be fair he does have a point about remotes. I have to get my 13 year old to sort the telly

[Bjornebye]

What the fucks pickleball? 

[VladimirIlyich]

18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fucks pickleball? 

I don't even want to know.

[Mudface]

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

What the fucks pickleball? 

 

Shit US tennis variant with shit plastic balls and shit paddles. It's shit.

[Jairzinho]

46 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Shit US tennis variant with shit plastic balls and shit paddles. It's shit.

 

At least they've given it a suitably shit name, I suppose.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

 

Shit US tennis variant with shit plastic balls and shit paddles. It's shit.

 

Sue Barker over here. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Aren't they all just variants of 'Real Tennis' anyhow? That Paddleball that the Europeans play is just short tennis.

[Section_31]

[manwiththestick]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

And with the last sentence he describes himself with perfection.

 

Toby Jug.

[bossy]

Should really be renamed the I Hate Chiles thread. The cunt. 

[Curly]

13 hours ago, Section_31 said:

How the fuck does he get paid for all this stuff? Have you heard him on the radio? Tries to say an 8 word sentence and sticks on the 5th one, pauses for 30 seconds seemingly losing his train of thought, and just repeats the last word he had said about 6 times throughout his pause for thought. Even beyond the mindless shite he comes out with, that drives me insane